how was your trip home from the euros??

[mw02veg]

we drove back from the euros the whole 1094 km and so did a few others. im not the greastest for telling storys but put it this way there were a few spins and a few going far to fast u know who u ARE :lol:.

[Lee]

What i want to know is, if a french copper gets you on the radar gun at approx 110 mph and is in the middle of the inside lane of the motorway poinint at you and trying to wave you down, is it ok to go round him and accelerate and hope he doesnt have someone up the road waiting.:confused:

[Cruise]

I only had to deal with heavy rain and it almost had snow on the highest point of my trip of 6.5 hours.

Cruise.

[David Church]

Well I had an eventful ride home!!! I saw the end of my van spin as I was in the other car, I was trying to take a pic of my van racing Glen's van after the tolls, and I do have a pic, well you can make the van spinning in the backround, it's blurry but its there, so I didnt see it go, but was told it went round twice!!!!!
Then I hopped into my van and Brian got flased by a spped camera, then when I was driving i got flashed and a copper on the side of the road had a speed gun on me, so I will be checking the post every day:thumbdown:

But at least I didn't get stopped for 2 hours and banned from driving in France!!!!! hahahahaha

[Cockerill]

But at least I didn't get stopped for 2 hours and banned from driving in France!!!!! hahahahaha

Who was that?

Our trip was a bit uneventful, my mum passed a copper with a radar gun at 145Km/h so nothing too bad by the sounds of it. The police must've heard we were coming :thumbdown:

Lee, I did notice the cones in France are a lot smaller than here, you would have been much better off hitting those :thumbsup:

We got home at 2:30am, what about everyone else?

[KevLee]

But at least I didn't get stopped for 2 hours and banned from driving in France!!!!! hahahahaha

news travels fast :blush:

We were making good headway, only 80 miles from the port and two police bikes come chasing after me and escort me a few miles to a police station. Spent two hours filling in forms and being taken to a bank to get money. Apparently caught me doing 182kmh (lucky i had just eased off :)).

Annoying thing was we were in a rush becuase we had been told our ferry had been cancelled at 11:55pm and moved to 8:55. When we got there it we were told it had been delayed by 3 hours!!!! what a joke :mad:

[ben]

news travels fast :blush:

We were making good headway, only 80 miles from the port and two police bikes come chasing after me and escort me a few miles to a police station. Spent two hours filling in forms and being taken to a bank to get money. Apparently caught me doing 182kmh (lucky i had just eased off :)).

Annoying thing was we were in a rush becuase we had been told our ferry had been cancelled at 11:55pm and moved to 8:55. When we got there it we were told it had been delayed by 3 hours!!!! what a joke :mad:

Kev you BAD BOY!! :lol:

[Chrislong]

Sounds like you all had a fun/eventful road trip.

Kev, I hope the fine wasn't too hefty? Is it a UK driving ban? I hope not mate. :(

[bigred5765]

well I'm not saying its right, or you should or shouldn't, but i think we have been flashed or gone through a radar trap every time we have been abroad and haven't yet received a ticket, probably to much trouble for them, it seems if your going to be done or fined they will try to stop you there and then, they can charge you on the spot or take you to a bank or cash machine,I'm not saying this is Gospel just our experiences,

[KevLee]

Sounds like you all had a fun/eventful road trip.

Kev, I hope the fine wasn't too hefty? Is it a UK driving ban? I hope not mate. :(

No its just France.... i'll find out in 3 days how long when they send my driving licence back to me.

I may also be in trouble in Switzerland too..... i got caught on the way to turin from belgium, but that was only about 80 in a 70..... roads in switzerland seem so slow after the Autobahns...

[David Church]

Maybe we should fly next time????? haha

[b.r.m]

if you want to see the play back of the spin you will have to tap into my head it. it just keeps replaying it was fantastic a full 720. yardy was gutted because he only saw the front of churches van coming towards us as i nailed throttle to get out of way.:o:eh?::):lol::lol:this is for barnie:mad: this is for brian for the entertainment:thumbsup:

[b.r.m]

more fun driving dave when we got back to uk i still thought i was in italy went through a red light

[tyreman]

ME and Dave were only doing 140KM in a 130KM zone so not too bad.
Got home at 0200 ish not sure on Barney as he still had to go to Sheffield from mine.

[millzy]

how did you spin the van

ace story!

and Kev, loving it mate you should do it every year

[DCM]

Kev will have to borrow Jeremy Clarksons mask of Bill Oddie for going back to France!!!

[millzy]

get one of Ryan Mayfiled or Lee Martin

[Chrislong]

No its just France.... i'll find out in 3 days how long when they send my driving licence back to me.

I may also be in trouble in Switzerland too..... i got caught on the way to turin from belgium, but that was only about 80 in a 70..... roads in switzerland seem so slow after the Autobahns...

Isn;t it Jeremy Clarkson who says the Swiss are strict with road laws? You'll find out shortly no doubt. :confused:

[ashleyb4]

hahahahahahaha

A

[DCM]

Isn;t it Jeremy Clarkson who says the Swiss are strict with road laws? You'll find out shortly no doubt. :confused:

can't speed but can carry a hand gun or more in your car though lol

[elvo]

I figured the San Bernardino tunnel wasn't worth it's 18,70 euros, so took the pass/col instead. Nobody told me it's a crummy old 1-lane road with roadworks everywhere! Stunning views though. I learned that having a GPS is very handy to see what's coming afther all those hairpin turns. Keeps the speed up.
Consistently drove above the speed limit, even in Switzerland. No flashes, no radar guns, no tickets in the mail yet. Passed near Wankdorf again :-) And through Emmental, and Gruyère.... Northy would be jealous.

[mw02veg]

the story of brians little mishap mid bend!! it all started at the tolls me my dad and dc were in my dads car we got clear out of the tolls and slowed for them both to catch up. both glyn and bri hit the tolls at the same time. the gates went up and the race began:thumbsup:!! dad was driving looking in the mirror waiting for the chasing pair to catch up they came into view side side by round the bend . at that moment my dad started shouting "he's lost it he's lost it"!! dc's reply "wot he's lost the race" dad said "no he's lost the van he's spun it". dc's panicing to get a glipse at wots evolved with his van and catch a glancing picture of glyn still goin round the bend and bri sideways oops!:o he hadn't just spun the once he done a whole 720 and missed all barriers and glyns van and had actually pulled back in a straight line. we all slowed everyone was ok both the vans had passed us. so we drove slowly passed bri in the silver van they both looking rather scared:( then passed glyn in the winning blue van with glyn yardy and wyman pissing themselves :lol:!! poor old barny was white as a sheet and still was hanging on to 2 jesus handles as we pulled into servives 5 mins later his knuckles were white his face was white and didnt move very much ! and bri reply was that backend got a bit light but not as much as his ar*ehole! :lol::lol:so with that barney jumped in with us and dc braved himself with the rest of the drive home with brian!!:thumbsup:

[Lee]

Bloody hell i missed it, i passed glyn and the boys just before i swerved for the copper, that would have been ace to see.:thumbsup:

[b.r.m]

lee whyman spotted you but you where in worpfacter 9 good job you where whyman thought they had a stinger . we where only doing 140k as it was slight up grade.

[mw02veg]

sorry bri had to put the story up! as we all know ure quick on the straight just not as good in the corners :lol: :thumbsup:

[tyreman]

sorry bri had to put the story up! as we all know ure quick on the straight just not as good in the corners :lol: :thumbsup:

Nice

I'll admit freely something was well and truly twitching.
Plus the adrenalin rush afterwards, but it's not something i'd like to try/experiance again.

[David Church]

that story sounds better on here, well better than living through it!!!!:thumbsup:

[Chrislong]

Guys its funny, im glad you're all hear to tell the story. :thumbsup:
Wouldn't have been so nice if anyone hurt, but nobody was, so its one im sure the grandchildren will get... :lol:

[Yardeeee]

LOL I was sat a few metres in front when the whole incident unravelled and missed everything! Being sat in the back, all i could see when I looked behind was boxes and the rear windows don't open so I couldn't stick my head out and look back to see either :(

Anyway, I thought I would add my version of events after Grant jackanoried it so well, I'll give you the perspective from the back seat of the vito...

We exit the tolls, and I look to my right to see barny and bri alongside, next thing the front of DC's van is coming towards the back corner... anyway I assumed he was trying to filter into the lane behind us, so I looked back forward and next, Glyn looks to be having a physical tourettes attack, his head is darting from right wing mirror to left wing mirror accompanied by "HE'S SPUN... HE'S SPUN THE F*CKER!... *GLYN STYLE CACKLE* BLOOMIN' NORA!... IT'S COME OUT FACING RIGHT WAY, 2 FULL SPINS!" over the cackle, I saw whyman poke his head out the window and say "oh god he has as well..." at which point I'm bouncin up and down on the back seat going "I can't see it... o man I can't see anything back here... what's happening? is it mint? is there smoke and stuff?" but it was all in vain as those 2 were too busy being in fits. I proceeded to txt those who I felt would be most impressed...

Later on I got the full details though after Glyn had his breath back. Poor Ian, I'm sure there were teeth marks in that dashboard and his hand was red raw from swinging on the handles... apparently he grabbed both the front and rear passenger ones... good skillz Barn!

Yardy

[Cockerill]

You'll have to give us an impression of Glyn at Southport :thumbsup:

[jim76]

how the hell did you spin it 720?! 360 i could understand, but 720?!!!
good effort

[Body Paint]

LOL I was sat a few metres in front when the whole incident unravelled and missed everything! Being sat in the back, all i could see when I looked behind was boxes and the rear windows don't open so I couldn't stick my head out and look back to see either :(

Anyway, I thought I would add my version of events after Grant jackanoried it so well, I'll give you the perspective from the back seat of the vito...

We exit the tolls, and I look to my right to see barny and bri alongside, next thing the front of DC's van is coming towards the back corner... anyway I assumed he was trying to filter into the lane behind us, so I looked back forward and next, Glyn looks to be having a physical tourettes attack, his head is darting from right wing mirror to left wing mirror accompanied by "HE'S SPUN... HE'S SPUN THE F*CKER!... *GLYN STYLE CACKLE* BLOOMIN' NORA!... IT'S COME OUT FACING RIGHT WAY, 2 FULL SPINS!" over the cackle, I saw whyman poke his head out the window and say "oh god he has as well..." at which point I'm bouncin up and down on the back seat going "I can't see it... o man I can't see anything back here... what's happening? is it mint? is there smoke and stuff?" but it was all in vain as those 2 were too busy being in fits. I proceeded to txt those who I felt would be most impressed...

Later on I got the full details though after Glyn had his breath back. Poor Ian, I'm sure there were teeth marks in that dashboard and his hand was red raw from swinging on the handles... apparently he grabbed both the front and rear passenger ones... good skillz Barn!

Yardy

LMFAO, I think I've just wet my self:lol::lol::lol: "physical tourettes " :lol:

[tyreman]

It had been raining quite heavy, and we were going round to the right down a hill, in a rear wheel drive van with no traction control or esp.

[b.r.m]

it was a left turn brian because after you disappeared from my right hand mirror you reappeared in my left mirror facing the other way and then went round another turn and just before it came to a stop you where on 2 wheels, its blown your mind

[Gaz_Stanton]

sorry bri had to put the story up! as we all know ure quick on the straight just not as good in the corners :lol: :thumbsup:

Ha Ha! Love it! :lol: Have to get the full jackanorie off you at Southport Yardy, WITH Glyn impression. :thumbsup:

I'm still there. Having a great time waiting for a delayed sleazyjet flight in Milan. And the bancomat in Rivoli decided to swallow my cash card today just when i was getting cash out for the toll roads, which was nice. :thumbdown:
Did manage to blag it through 2 toll booths though.

[Nick Goodall]

It had been raining quite heavy, and we were going round to the right down a hill, in a rear wheel drive van with no traction control or esp.

Sounds like you were driving the same way you drive your Buggy's Bri - Flat out or nothing :lol:

Gotta say Yardy you are good at explaining these stories, that really made me laugh

[Lee]

I just had an image of yardy standing there telling me the story when i read that, then the glyn voice and giggle thrown in for good measure :thumbsup:

[Yardeeee]

Grab a deckchair and a couple of cans, meet me over at the mid west gazebo on the friday evening and I'll relive it all for you at southport... we'll discuss admission fee on the night :thumbsup:

[Cockerill]

Grab a deckchair and a couple of cans, meet me over at the mid west gazebo on the friday evening and I'll relive it all for you at southport... we'll discuss admission fee on the night :thumbsup:

Sounds like a plan, what time's first showing :thumbsup:

[Body Paint]

Can you put me down for a front row seat :thumbsup:

[MattW]

I'm there :lol::thumbsup:

[jimmy]

The glyn giggle is worth the price of admission on its own

[Lee]

The glyn giggle is worth the price of admission on its own

Ill second that

[Yardeeee]

Glyn if you're reading this, I don't always rip the piss outta you dude... They just want a taste of your reaction... I think you're a legend... but I gotta give the fans what they want... lol :lol:

[Lee]

He actually knocks back requests for it glyn :lol:

[Yardeeee]

But pretty much always give in eventually... peer pressure's a bitch

[b.r.m]

if i can put up with wyhman for a week i have no problems with anyone else. tom what about the first island we went round wyhman said he would do something daft.

[big_whyman]

Oi Gladdis!!!!!

Ill have you know Im an good driver :thumbsup:

Next time you can ride with Preddy, lets see if your old mans heart can take it, oh and you wont be able to hold onto the Jesus handles with your arthritis

:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

[David Church]

Let's get all involved, ie, Brian, ian, me grant and mike, and you 3, and get an audience and relive the event at Southport!!!!! Quality :thumbsup::thumbsup:

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[David Church]

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