Women Drivers

[ashleyb4]

Tonight my mum dropped me off at racing then she drove off i was just setting up when i hear BBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPP i look out the window and a young lad in a old polo pulled out in front of her so me an mike jumped in his car and drove up to see what had happened and mum was fuming it made me chuckle :p Only damage to the volvo is some scrapes on the front bumper the cover off the jets for the lights has broken off and but the polo the bonet was bent the bumper was ok but fallen off behind the bumper was damaged and the light smashed. hehe mum was so angry at first poor young lad. He was very sorry.

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[ben]

You will be driving soon ashley :p Women drivers haha :p

[mark christopher]

lucky normally when you stick a woman behind a clear piece of glass they go blind

[DCM]

You will be driving soon ashley :p Women drivers haha :p

thank god he lives miles and MILES away from me!!!

[josh_smaxx]

thank god he lives miles and MILES away from me!!!

Ye! Ash, dont come up North :p

[SlowOne]

Ash, when you come to insure your car you'll wish you were a woman. Men make 80% of all insurance claims; women pay 40% to 60% of the premium costs of men IME. By the time you get to want a car, you'll need a large fortune to insure a Smart!! :D

[Gemma]

Ashley.

This could be a very interesting Thread!

Talking about opening a Can of worms.................I shall not get involved just yet, until it starts to kick off.

Also if I was your Mum I would of kicked off also.

Gemma x

[Wraggy]

Ashley.
I shall not get involved just yet, until it starts to kick off.

Gemma x
Go on Gemma Please :thumbsup:, i wanna see Ash get his ass whooped By a women :woot::woot::woot:

[Gemma]

haha I will wait until I see him next, and then Booof! Round 1 KO Gemma wins!

[mark christopher]

haha I will wait until I see him next, and then Booof! Round 1 KO Gemma wins!
Gemma
you want to get sponsored, im in for a £1

[Gemma]

haha Thanks!!

Anymore for anymore..............:D

Ash beware!!! Gemmas gunna get ya, Gemma gunna get ya x

[Northy]

Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, :thumbsup::thumbsup:

[Gemma]

hahaha I have the backing from the N/E Rep get in.

Ash your mince meat!

[Wraggy]

Ash your mince meat!
Ash i wouldnt like to be in your shoes when Gemma gets hold of you :cry::cry:.
well maybe i would in one way :woot:. lol

[Gemma]

haha Ash you can run but you carnt hide!!

Mr W................Cheeky! :D

[Chrislong]

Poor Ash! He hasn't slated women drivers atall. :eh?: His mum did no wrong.

Gemma you bully!!

[Wraggy]

Poor Ash! He hasn't slated women drivers atall.

!!
Apart from heading the Thread "women drivers" lol

[Gemma]

Me a Bully.............................Never :D

[millzy]

ash you can have her

call her a never made it football playing dyke...she will back down then i swear

Gemma remeber i didnt say that love i was just helping ash win the fight

[Northy]

Good call Millzy, do you still play with lesbians Gemma? :eh?:

G

[Gemma]

Millzy thanks for the support :D

Northy- No I dont play with Lessers anymore.

[Northy]

Northy- No I dont play with Lessers anymore.

Another one of my dreams shattered! :(:cry:

[Gemma]

Sorry Northy!!

I can always start again lol

[millzy]

swopping shirts at the end of 90mins with the lessers no longer happens
who's idea was this!!!!

[Gemma]

MIllzy how do you know...................me might still do!

[millzy]

baby oil?

[Gemma]

No Millzy

[Wraggy]

this conversation is getting good and its only 10 am in the morning :thumbsup:

[millzy]

I wasnt asking you sorry darling

[Gemma]

Im gunna have to start posting more often :D

[millzy]

posting or posing

[Wraggy]

Im gunna have to start posting more often :D
well you have made my day already :woot:,

[Gemma]

Posting.....................Dur :S

[millzy]

maybe you should do the other?

or did i start the rumour once allready?

[Gemma]

No that was Razzle mag Millzy!!!

[Wraggy]

posting or posing
Milzy your the only Poser around here :D

[millzy]

only coz i have bigger tits than you wrag

Gem i wasnt going to bring up the fact you posed for razzle back in the day- but as you have you might as well tell people the issue number:):)

[Gemma]

haha Millzy you crack me up.

For the record, I was not in Razzle Mag sporting a Football Shirt :D

[millzy]

the best bit was southwell though it was true and passed it on lol

[Wraggy]

only coz i have bigger tits than you wrag


no you are a bigger Tit :woot::woot:
but as you have you might as well tell people the issue number:):)
yes please , saves me looking through them all ;)

[Southwell]

It wasnt u shouting it to half the pit area then millzy? lol

[millzy]

no you are a bigger Tit :woot::woot: QUOTE]


says the BOUNCER!!


[QUOTE=Southwell;151077]It wasnt u shouting it to half the pit area then millzy? lol


South, no if you remeber we where at tivy and only so many people where able to pit in thr VIP area- when i said it there was only me you Gem and Emz there...some hoe Pidge got told and then by the next national every one knew ...and they all said you told them

[Gemma]

haha Awesome.

Was a funny weekend.

[Wraggy]

says the BOUNCER!!
What ??:eh?:

[millzy]

arnt bouncers loved as much as the tax man~?

[Southwell]

Did i? I never did remember that lol.

[Gemma]

Wraggy you a bouncer........?

[Wraggy]

arnt bouncers loved as much as the tax man~?
who's a bouncer then ???
Door Supervisor i think you will find we are called now days :thumbsup:,
and everyone loves us, except for the people we throw out :woot:

[Wraggy]

Wraggy you a bouncer........?
Yeap thats me :thumbsup:

[Gemma]

Awesome. I might become one!

"OY Out now, or I will kick your ass"

Wraggy have I got the job??

[millzy]

yeah your tits are the same size and you both have enought
Testosterone in you so cant see them saying NO

But can you do the Wraggy Friendly put Police manin a head lock ? as shown for the first time at Southport

[Gemma]

Must of missed that manauver!

[millzy]

Its a classic-- and a crowd stopper

[Wraggy]

Awesome. I might become one!

"OY Out now, or I will kick your ass"

Wraggy have I got the job??
yeah sounds about right to me :D,
if you are serious though there is no reason why you cant.
not sure about the north but in Leicester they are crying out for women doorman,

[millzy]

yeah sounds about right to me :D,
if you are serious though there is no reason why you cant.
not sure about the north but in Leicester they are crying out for women doorman,

are they not crying out for women any way up in leicester?

[Gemma]

haha!!

I would brick myself if some chavy brid started on me. Id just run|!

[Kopite]

bloody women drivers :thumbdown:

....:woot:

[Wraggy]

are they not crying out for women any way up in leicester?
yeah good looking ones they are ..:woot:

[ashleyb4]

Is it just me or is there somone missing out of this thread are you feeling ok lee.

A

[Wraggy]

haha!!

I would brick myself if some chavy brid started on me. Id just run|!
you have back up Gem , never left alone,
you get in situations sometimes but its part of the job

[Wraggy]

bloody women drivers :thumbdown:

....:woot:
ha ha didnt think you would be far away Stan , when there's a female about you come on heat :woot:

[Gemma]

I'd still brick myself lol

[Gemma]

ha ha didnt think you would be far away Stan , when there's a female about you come on heat :woot:

haha there is always one isnt there lol:p

[Kopite]

i...just....couldn't resist!!

now i just need to stop my bird reading this, or i'll get a good kicking!

Wraggy, a few years ago, a load of bouncers/doormen came from Liverpool and gave all the bouncers/doormen from Chester an absolute pasting. The clubs in Chester closed for a while cos of it. Have you ever seen stuff like that before?

[Wraggy]

iWraggy, a few years ago, a load of bouncers/doormen came from Liverpool and gave all the bouncers/doormen from Chester an absolute pasting. The clubs in Chester closed for a while cos of it. Have you ever seen stuff like that before?

yeah ive seen similar things mate , and heard some stories which would amaze you of what people do to others:cry:

[Gemma]

now i just need to stop my bird reading this, or i'll get a good kicking!



Could be entertaining to watch :p

[CHEVY]

gemma if you say jump i will ask how high and how far :thumbsup:

[c0sie]

I'd still brick myself lol

I swear I saw a bird 'bricking' herself on RedTube afew months ago..

:eh?:

[Gemma]

gemma if you say jump i will ask how high and how far :thumbsup:

haha Okay!!:eh?:

[Gemma]

I swear I saw a bird 'bricking' herself on RedTube afew months ago..

:eh?:

Hmmmmmmmmm Nice that you shared that with us, Im sure we will all sleep better knowing this!! :thumbsup:

[c0sie]

I wasnt able to sleep after seeing that.. :o lol

[ben]

Is it just me or is there somone missing out of this thread are you feeling ok lee.

A

Must be busy doing something......................................... .................................................. ............

[Chrislong]

No I dont play with Lessers anymore.

I think it was the word "anymore" which got my attention ;)

Gemma, can you tell us all how long you played with lezzers for!!!! :woot:

[Gemma]

Long enough Chris x

[Wraggy]

Anyone got any tissues :woot::woot:

[Kopite]

Anyone got any tissues :woot::woot:


just use your sock :thumbsup:

[Wraggy]

just use your sock :thumbsup:
lol Quality Stan :thumbsup:

[Garry Driffill]

Yea were is Lee ! :thumbsup:

[Gemma]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm! strange!

[Chrislong]

just use your sock :thumbsup:

Does it have to be own or someone elses?

[millzy]

why are you going to give it back to them ?

[Lee]

Sorry chaps.....been balls deep today :woot:

Anyway, women, lezzers :thumbsup::thumbsup:

Bouncers, women drivers :thumbdown::thumbdown:

I could never nail a woman bouncer, i would be scared that when i gave her the money for the taxi and told her to go home she would batter me.

(Oh and before anyone says, i wouldn`t nail a male bouncer either;))

[Chrislong]

I could never nail a woman bouncer, i would be scared that when i gave her the money for the taxi and told her to go home she would batter me.



Oh you would, when she asks "your place or mine" just make sure to choose hers, and get out before she wakes up :thumbsup: