stupid laws

[savageman25]

Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
(SARASOTA) It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
It is illegal to tie a giraffe to a lamp post
In Hawaii you will be fined if you do not own a boat
Bathing is prohibited during the winter.
Citizens are not allowed to attend a cinema or theatre nor ride in a public streetcar within at least four hours after eating garlic.
In South Bend, Indiana, it is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette
these are just some of the stupid laws that i have found, who thinks of these?:thumbsup::thumbsup:;):eh?::eh?::eh?:

[wacattack]

It is illegal for women to eat chocolate on public transport

[stegger]

How about drunk and in charge of pc savageman:lol::lol::lol:

[savageman25]

whats that supposed to mean eh? me drunk, never........lol

[Garry Driffill]

It is Illigal to post countless adverts ASKING FOR TOURING CARS AND NOT TAKING PEOPLE UP ON THE OFFER

:lol: - Shit happens.

[savageman25]

yeah, shit happens but theres all ways toilet paper
another law i found is that its illegal to board a flying areoplane.
How the hell do you manage that one?
if you can find an answer i might try and do it on another one of my drunken rampages

[Southwell]

It is illegal for women to eat chocolate on public transport

.....naked....

[savageman25]

yum
hot naked woman,chocolate,forget public transport though
what else could you ask for eh?