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James
08-10-2008, 01:09 PM
:thumbsup: Its just the best, feel free to quote away ..

stegger
08-10-2008, 01:12 PM
Blackadder: We live in an age where illness and deformity are commonplace, and yet, Ploppy, you are, without a doubt, the most repulsive individual I have ever met. I would shake your hand, but I fear it would come off.

stegger
08-10-2008, 01:14 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/blackadder/quotes/images/blackadder4.jpgBlackadder to George: Somewhere outside Saffron Walden there's an uncle who is seven feet tall with no chin and an Adam's apple that makes him look as if he's constantly trying to swallow a ballcock.

mac
08-10-2008, 04:10 PM
"That would be as hard as finding a piece of hay in an incredibly large stack of needles."

V-Rossi
08-10-2008, 04:12 PM
"Splendid, no time to lose. George – set up your easel. Baldrick and I will pose. This is art’s greatest moment since Mona Lisa sat down and told Leonardo Da Vinci she was in a slightly odd mood"

If there is anything British people are good at except for offroad racing, it is humor, I'm a very big fan of Blackadder, The IT Crowd, Fawlty Towers,...

niggs98
08-10-2008, 04:17 PM
baldrick, what begins in come here and ends in ouch

jim76
08-10-2008, 04:20 PM
baldrick, what begins in come here and ends in ouch

classic!

there are just toooooooo many to quote. best comedy series ever.

stegger
08-10-2008, 04:25 PM
Blackadder: Baldrick, believe me, eternity in the company of Beelzebub and all his hellish instruments of death will be a picnic compared to five minutes with me and this pencil if we can't replace this dictionary.

super__dan
08-10-2008, 04:26 PM
Balls, UK Gold or something is starting to show them all from start to finish in order aren't they?

When's it on, need to set the SKY+ ?

trekkerkk
08-10-2008, 04:56 PM
i have a cunning plan sir,
does it involve a turnip,
and they just carry on,

true classic
trekkker

Mrs oOple
08-10-2008, 06:23 PM
http://uktv.co.uk/gold/homepage/sid/6839

We're in the stickiest situation since Sticky the Stick Insect got stuck on a sticky bun.

Crazy L
08-10-2008, 06:35 PM
"May the lord hate you and all your kind, may you turn orange in hue, and may your head fall off at an awkward moment."

Rich D
08-10-2008, 06:50 PM
Ive got a plan as cunning as a fox that used to be professor of cunning at Oxford UniversityLike you say, too many to remember ! Fourth series was the best:thumbsup:, the first one was more odd than funny IMO

bigred5765
08-10-2008, 06:55 PM
you have more twists and turns than a twisty turny thing.and my fav the queens sqeeeeekkkkk.

James
08-10-2008, 07:04 PM
That's not the only thing round here that's very small indeed. Your brain, for example, is so minute Baldrick that if a hungry cannibal cracked your head open there wouldn't be enough inside to cover a small water biscuit.

stegger
08-10-2008, 07:05 PM
That's not the only thing round here that's very small indeed. Your brain, for example, is so minute Baldrick that if a hungry cannibal cracked your head open there wouldn't be enough inside to cover a small water biscuit.
CLASS:thumbsup:

James
08-10-2008, 07:18 PM
I'm as poor as a church mouse, that's just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese.


I find his films as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and then discovering there's a gas bill tied to it!

Mike Hudson
08-10-2008, 07:31 PM
'Baldrick, you are so thick you couldn't be declotted by an electric declotter' and my favourite... 'Darlinggg' Black adder is a true British classical :thumbsup:

niggs98
08-10-2008, 07:35 PM
row row row ya boat gently down the stream.......... belts off trousers down isnt life a dream.... WOOF



i have a cunning plan.......... we will wear these boxer shorts on our heads, stick 2 pencils up our noses and use the words...... awibble

cwilson
08-10-2008, 08:00 PM
that was the funnyist progamme ive seen but ive got the whole series on dvd. im still going to watch

jim76
08-10-2008, 08:18 PM
i have an unstoppable urge to go and watch the entire Blackadder II now!! The best of the 4. Shame i don't have the collection to hand! bugger. Bittorrent here i come!

neiloliver
08-10-2008, 08:46 PM
Baldrick, believe me, eternity in the company of Beelzebub and all his hellish instruments of death will be a picnic compared to five minutes with me and this pencil if we can't replace this dictionary.

ashleyb4
08-10-2008, 08:55 PM
You really do have to much time on your hands neil.

A

neiloliver
09-10-2008, 06:53 AM
Ashley, does it have to be this way? Our valued friendship ending with me cutting you up into strips and telling your mother that you walked over a very sharp cattle grid in an extremely heavy hat?

:p

niggs98
09-10-2008, 07:42 AM
well if ever they remake any black adders i think ash will be awsome to play baldrick :woot::woot:

lochness42
09-10-2008, 04:28 PM
I love Blackadder. I just need to get first series because I don't have it. Anyway I really like english sense of humor. That's something I envy you.