Don't ever sell me superglue!

[Chris56]

Im definately the winner of the "Golden Cock" award. This is due to my inability to deal correctly with glue.

A few weeks ago I was "fixing" something on my old Tamiya with superglue. What happened? I glued my fingers to my car.

2 weeks ago I was gluing some new tyres on the rims whilst they were still on the car, turned the car on its other side and what did I do? Glued my car to the pit table.

Today, I decided to turn my TA04 into a drift car. Needed to glue some tyres to the rims with the car on my knee, what did I do? glued the car to my trousers, the glue then seeped through my trousers and my trousers are now glued to my legs:cry:

shoot me now

[stumpiey]

super glue is not your friend, but you have made me laugh my nuts off:thumbsup:

[DCM]

You sir are a cock!!! :thumbsup:

[Dave Dodd]

Chris you crack me up, lmao... Had us all pissing ourselves...

[cunawarit]

I don't think I've ever sold you superglue :) I merely take extra with me knowing you'll have a 1001 uses for it ;)

Perhaps it is a matter of probability, there's perhaps a 1001 chance of getting your trousers glued to your legs every time someone uses superglue. On average a person might use superglue 10 to 20 times a year, you probably use superglue 50 to a 100 times a day... if not more ;)

[siddus74]

It happens .. most people learn from there mistakes ...

:p

[Chris56]

Nah we don't - remember you are never too old to learn to do something stupid!

[reg]

I got better one,
I was trying to glue a broken shock tower together,as it flicked together,it slashed superglue in my eyes,first thing I did was shut them,they didn't open,I pulled them apart only to stick the thumbs to me eyebrows,managed to pull every thing apart and get my thumbs unstuck to find my eyeballs still glued to my eyelids,when I moved my eyes my eyelids moved to,
I was very lucky :)

[cunawarit]

...to find my eyeballs still glued to my eyelids,when I moved my eyes my eyelids moved to...

:o I'm never using superglue again!

[Dave Dodd]

I got better one,
I was trying to glue a broken shock tower together,as it flicked together,it slashed superglue in my eyes,first thing I did was shut them,they didn't open,I pulled them apart only to stick the thumbs to me eyebrows,managed to pull every thing apart and get my thumbs unstuck to find my eyeballs still glued to my eyelids,when I moved my eyes my eyelids moved to,
I was very lucky :)

I remember you doing this, I walked back to the pits to see you sat there with your fingers holding your eyes open...

[mattr]

I've very nearly got it in my eyes, was trying to get an odd tyre combination to stick (Might have been some old 2" tyres onto a 2.2" rim?)
The bead of the tyre flicked back onto the rim and sprayed a neat line of superglue straight across both lenses of my glasses, the bridge of my nose and both cheeks.

Gave me a shock.

And of course i've glued my thumb to a tyre before, many times.

[shark]

In the old days of brushed motors we would sometimes use motor additive to give the motors a bit of zip!
The motor additive bottle was the same shape and similar shade of blue to my glue :cry:
Added what I thought was additive to the brushes , went out for my heat ..... About a lap and half in and my car slowed and then stopped .
Super glue and brushed motors do not mix :blush: