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bodgit
20-10-2008, 12:42 PM
I don't how many of you shop at Tesco, but this may be useful to know.

I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me,as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

This happened to me at Tesco in Newton Abbot and it could happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts


It will be impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them payment, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another supermarket.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.


I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday

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Answer-RC-Pete
20-10-2008, 12:54 PM
That sounds like good value!

ben
20-10-2008, 12:56 PM
hahahaha quality!

daz
20-10-2008, 01:20 PM
All we get at our tescos is a load of illegal immagrants who want to wash your car..

bigred5765
20-10-2008, 01:28 PM
sounds like a good deal to me, anyone fancy a trip to newton abbot,

mambamax
20-10-2008, 02:24 PM
yes il take a trip with my empty wallet makes it an even better:thumbsup:

Garry Driffill
20-10-2008, 08:29 PM
LOL! - Class!

phil c
20-10-2008, 08:37 PM
directions please to your tesco :thumbsup:

savageman25
20-10-2008, 08:47 PM
brilliant!!!!

rcracer
20-10-2008, 08:48 PM
Every little helps...

niggs98
20-10-2008, 08:49 PM
have got a post code and am on my way :D

stegger
20-10-2008, 09:04 PM
Every little helps...
Took the words out of my mouth:p:p:p