Halloween tips (dont read if no sense of humour)

[The man from delmontie]

Just painted my wellies silver and put them outside for tonight...

the little tw*ts won't knock now as they'll think Gary Glitters here!:woot:

[ben]

LMAO!!!

[Wraggy]

i think that text has been around the whole country today ....:thumbdown:

[The man from delmontie]

Ive just had a bet with me pal that someone would give me a :thumbdown: for this joke. Thats me a tenner up cheers mate:thumbsup:

[c0sie]

LOL, clever :D

I wonder if any of the 30'000 Brand/Ross haters will read this and chuckle??

[bodgit]

you may have spelt your name wrong but good job you got wellies right

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[JBL]

So far I have made Vol-au-vants with cat food, sweets injected with salt and wrapped up turbo lax in sweet wrappers!:thumbsup:
Hopefully this will keep the kids away next year!:D

[mobile chicane]

went to watch the bond film last night but left the letter box taped up and a no trick or treat sign in the window the door bell was also wired up to the mains but on our return there were no dead chavs on the front drive :thumbsup: