Terrible accident

[ashleyb4]

While hanging a door this afternoon i was involved in a horrific accident....
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The selotape just wasnt strong enough.

Im glad to announce i am ok only a few minor cuts and bruises.

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[rcracer]

Hows the door ?

[ashleyb4]

fine but every time i see a door now i have terrible flash backs.

A

[jono83]

jus walk through them backwards then lmao !!!

[looneylen]

wheres the handle

[ashleyb4]

I was hanging it so handles whernt on it yet

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[Mike Hudson]

:lol:

[b4rs]

???:confused:pointless

[Mike Hudson]

did everyone jump on the door while you were under it? ;):woot::lol::D

[rcmadd]

tell your misses to be more careful when doing the diy;)

[Borat]

Is possible there is no missus?

Is virgin - yes?

We have door with not handle - is for sisters room - for stopping for the escaping and Bilo for the bad entry.

[ashleyb4]

Is this what happened to bilo to turn him into mega retardation.

It is for sisters room to stop her from escaping.

Very true there is no misses im lownly and unloved.

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[rcracer]

so your sister sleeps in the kitchen :lol:

[Lee]

Is this what happened to bilo to turn him into mega retardation.

It is for sisters room to stop her from escaping.

Very true there is no misses im lownly and unloved.

A

Great to see they have good old traditions in wales like keeping the sisters in the kitchen :thumbsup:

I heard Bilo applied for a job on the cheese counter but they turned him away because he wasn't retarded enough :woot:

[Kopite]

???:confused:pointless

yes, your post is pointless :thumbdown:

[jono83]

Great to see they have good old traditions in wales like keeping the sisters in the kitchen :thumbsup:

I heard Bilo applied for a job on the cheese counter but they turned him away because he wasn't retarded enough :woot:
oswestry is in england ;)

[jono83]

so your sister sleeps in the kitchen :lol: no lol her room is much nicer and comfier ;);)

[Mike Hudson]

do tell...:woot: or do we want to know :eh?::rolleyes:

[Lee]

oswestry is in england ;)

No sh!t sherlock

[jono83]

do tell...:woot: or do we want to know :eh?::rolleyes:
ashleys sister is my ex- girlfriend ;)

[IceMike]

does anyone else have a total overwelming erge to jump up an down on the door till its flat to the floor??

[Mike Hudson]

ashleys sister is my ex- girlfriend ;)
:o:o:o:thumbsup:

[Borat]

does anyone else have a total overwelming erge to jump up an down on the door till its flat to the floor??

That would be much jumping.

[jono83]

:o:o:o
lol:thumbsup:

[ashleyb4]

Cheese counter at where lee?

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[Lee]

Sainsbury's ash.

[Northy]

ashleys sister is my ex- girlfriend ;)

Ex?

Now Lee can do them both :woot:

G

[Kopite]

Ex?

Now Lee can do them both :woot:

G

I don't think Ash wants to be bummed :o, or is this a mum joke?

[Yoda]

Mmmmm - mother joke that would be.

[_Bish_]

Trying to see whats more wooden:confused:

[matdodd]

:confused:

[Yoda]

:confused:

Words in wrong order type Tony does?

[jono83]

:confused::confused:

[_Bish_]

edited:blush:

[Chrislong]

Bollocks, where's the bullshit detector?

[ben]

Bollocks, where's the bullshit detector?

Next to me :thumbsup: Ive just tapped it..

" oh come on thats not even bullshit, that's horseshit" :woot:
"warning warning, bullshit alert" :lol:

Ben

[Lee]

Ashley,

Do you realise that you are depriving a village of a perfectly good idiot :thumbdown:

[Garry Driffill]

Ash?, hanging a door ? - Did you YouTube it :woot:

[Wraggy]

didnt realise you wanted to be a Doorman Ash !!:woot::woot::woot:
ba bum tsssshhhh !!! thanks im here all week

[Southwell]

thanks im here all week

Damn. :(
:woot:

[Southwell]

Ashley,

Do you realise that you are depriving a village of a perfectly good idiot :thumbdown:

Thats a stretch aint it? :lol:

[ashleys_sister]

ashleys sister is my ex- girlfriend ;)
urmmm whats the bloody hells going on here?

i do not sleep in the kitchen, that will be the day! im stuck in the shed :mad:

[ashleys_sister]

does anyone else have a total overwelming erge to jump up an down on the door till its flat to the floor??

i didnt know this had happened but if i wasnt in liverpool at the time id have invited a million people to jumo on that door!!:lol: