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Chequered Flag Racing
13-12-2009, 03:32 PM
moaning

and that's 99% of the time :woot:

the other 1% is OK :drool:

answers on a pm or post your thoughts here

backagain
13-12-2009, 03:51 PM
seems your 1% better off than me!

wylie
13-12-2009, 03:56 PM
Has the warranty expired?
Can't you get a refund or an exchange!!!!

showtime
13-12-2009, 04:11 PM
thats why women don't fart...




they never keep their mouths closed long enough to build up any pressure :lol:

Chequered Flag Racing
13-12-2009, 04:18 PM
Has the warranty expired?
Can't you get a refund or an exchange!!!!

don't think so, she's a bit long in the tooth now

had her since 85, not that she's 85 :lol:

her father died about 6 years back & she doesn't want to go back to her mother and her sisters won't take her on :mad: :o

Welshy40
13-12-2009, 04:54 PM
don't think so, she's a bit long in the tooth now

had her since 85, not that she's 85 :lol:

her father died about 6 years back & she doesn't want to go back to her mother and her sisters won't take her on :mad: :o

Bad news. Mine moans all the time and starts arguing with me so I just go racing and leave her behind. I tell them that I don't go down the pub womanizing and i spend all the other days with her so what's the problem.:thumbsup:

bondy
13-12-2009, 04:55 PM
Its part of their DNA make up "Chromosome Base Pair number 56 " I think ? The Nago Aloto sequence !!! :thumbsup:

wylie
13-12-2009, 05:03 PM
Have you got a back garden? and a shovel? :thumbsup:

jono83
13-12-2009, 06:49 PM
Might be time for a new patio lol!!

saintnitro
13-12-2009, 07:00 PM
i think its time for a trade in for a new model:thumbsup::woot:


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Chequered Flag Racing
13-12-2009, 07:32 PM
Have you got a back garden? and a shovel? :thumbsup:

Yes to both but I don't do hard graft. How do I go about getting her to do the dirty work without her knowing what it's for?

Might be time for a new patio lol!!

Did mention this in late summer

wylie
13-12-2009, 07:34 PM
tell her you buried her favourit hand bag by mistake :thumbsup:

shark
13-12-2009, 08:06 PM
Baseball Bat !

Captain-Codpiece-The-2nd
15-12-2009, 02:43 PM
Gaffer tape. As my signature says, it really does fix everything :thumbsup:
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hammerhead
15-12-2009, 03:21 PM
the only moaning mine does is in the bedroom :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup: other than that she help funds my rather expencive rc habbit lol

Lee
15-12-2009, 04:13 PM
the only moaning mine does is in the bedroom :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:


I can second that :thumbsup: :lol:

Smartalec
15-12-2009, 04:28 PM
I can second that :thumbsup: :lol:
:lol::lol:

wezzer
15-12-2009, 04:35 PM
the only moaning mine does is in the bedroom :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup: other than that she help funds my rather expencive rc habbit lol

i dont want to tell you dude BUT :thumbdown::p:p

hammerhead
15-12-2009, 05:01 PM
she dont get to moan much cause usualy her mouth is full:woot::woot::woot::woot:

Lee
15-12-2009, 05:03 PM
Ah i never had you down as a chubby chaser / Feeder :thumbsup:

mark christopher
15-12-2009, 05:40 PM
face down in a pillow?

or failing that a good slap to show her who the boss works....

hammerhead
15-12-2009, 05:52 PM
Ah i never had you down as a chubby chaser / Feeder :thumbsup:


its usually beeing fed my c@@k lmao

Lee
15-12-2009, 05:59 PM
Can you not afford dental floss?

smokes
15-12-2009, 06:03 PM
get her a gym membership badge and tell her to use it while you are racing :woot:

antnee
15-12-2009, 06:39 PM
Send her out shopping with a duff credit card and get the locks changed while shes out :thumbsup:

mattlynch
15-12-2009, 07:27 PM
mine was moaning alot too, more of a high pitch whine or squeak really,, its ok though as i found the puncture outfit patched the leak and now she is silent.:woot: