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bigred5765
16-12-2009, 06:04 PM
Why do women never fart??:confused:
































they never keep the mouths shut long enough for pressure to build up:woot:
ben
16-12-2009, 06:09 PM
i prefer this one..

Women are like parking spaces, normally all the good ones are taken.

So, occasionally, when no one's looking, you have to stick it in a disabled one.
Kopite
16-12-2009, 06:24 PM
What do you do if a woman comes out of the kitchen complaining?
Make the chain shorter.
ben
16-12-2009, 06:37 PM
Scientists have discovered that there is intelligent DNA in some women. Unfortunately 95% of them spat it out!
:thumbsup:
sparrow.2
16-12-2009, 07:32 PM
Why do girls have periods?











Because they deserve it!
phil c
16-12-2009, 09:44 PM
what does wife stand for ?











washing ,ironing , fu king, ect lol:thumbsup:
offroadrc
16-12-2009, 09:46 PM
mmookaaayyyyyy
rcracer
16-12-2009, 09:47 PM
what does wife stand for ?











washing ,ironing , fu king, ect lol:thumbsup:


yeah and would you let Tracy read that ? i doubt it :lol:
bigred5765
16-12-2009, 10:16 PM
The press have named an 8th woman following Tiger Woods revelation that hes been unfaithful. With them 8 and his wife, thats the best 9 holes hes ever played
offroadrc
16-12-2009, 10:21 PM
mmookaaayyyy
MantaMan76
18-12-2009, 04:09 PM
How do you turn a Fox into an Elephant???










Marry it!!!!