Best "your mama" joke you know!

[b4rs]

ill start us off.

Your mums so fat, when they made you your dad burnt his arse on the light bulb!

[dave g]

Your momma's so fat she had to get baptised at sea world

Your Momma's so fat that when she jumped, she got stuck in mid-air

not mine but saw them on a website a while ago :)

[ashleyb4]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=7_rBidCkJxo

I pitty the fool!

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