Many of you will have heard various tales of pile man from my office.
Such as "chilli seed on my piles" and also "they might have to make me a new arse hole"
But today pile man has been suspended from work, shortly after lunch the cleaner knocked on the toilet door and proceeded to enter, where she found pile man sat in the sink bathing his piles with a relieved look on his face, she came out screaming thinking he had actually been sat there introducing madame palm and her five sisters to his pork sword.
Needless to say i thought it was hilarious but nothing will ever be said of the matter again
