englishman / irishman
One Day paddy is out for a drive
he pulls alongside a lorry and shouts 'OI DRIVER YOUR LOSING YOUR LOAD!!'
Driver tells him to f**k off
5 miles on he pulls up again and shouts 'OI YOUR STILL LOSING YOUR LOAD!!'
driver still tells him to f**k off
a further 10 miles on paddy pulls up and shouts ' OI DRIVER IM SERIOUS YOUR LOSING YOUR LOAD HONEST!!!'
The driver then turns round and shouts back 'WILL YOU F*#K OFF YOU THICK IRISH T**T IM GRITTING!!!!'
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