[Alan]

And chairman Big Gay Al said in his wisdom, "let there be F1" and there was F1.

And the people saw a challenge and had faith in their own skill and so followed Big gay Al, for he proclaimed "tis the future" The masses went an spent their hard earned on F1 and lo the challenge was born.
"be afraid of my wrath" said big gay Al, "for the track will lay flat and not confuse my godly skills, a whooping is verily due" and big gay Al knew he had to be at his best, and went away to prepare numerous reasons why he may fail, just in case his words became his dinner!
However, big Gay Al had confidence and began to rise to the challenge. For he then proclaimed "bring it on.........."