Well I thought the report was right proper ace. These are some nuggets of my favourite reportagettes:
"It rained heavily early in the morning - but these people hadn't shrunk, they were kids!"
"Jim Dixon simply can't believe how much hair Tom Cockerill has!"
"Stu Evans was the official time keeper - using his Casio Sports watch." (He informed us that it's better than a Rolex).
Choc-off!
Can't make it up. Well you can actually, 'cos we did. I thought it was funny anyway.