Good luck Lil Ben!

[Garry Driffill]

Starts his first job tomorrow! :D

[Lee]

what you doing benji?

[Northy]

Not fcuking way man! Daddies money dried up? :lol::lol::lol::lol:

G

[Garry Driffill]

I think its cool that hes having to work for his money - Not get it on a plate.

Much respect!

He aint going to be stacking shelfs ...

... Hes going to be Grafting :woot:

[Northy]

Nah, I'm with you there Garry - good job BJ :woot:

Is he going to finish RHR? :confused:

G

[ben]

Well mum forced me into getting a job :thumbdown: Parent's these days.. sheesh

Suppose it will be nice to have some money in my pocket. Hopefully doing some rally's next year so will need some cash for them. :thumbsup:
12 till 8... what the fcuk's that all about :confused::woot:

discount card for maccy's haha...

[blitzboy]

Benys going to work good lad hope it pays well mate

[ben]

Pay's well... i dont think so! BJRC will get me the big bucks.. maccy's is just something to pass time during the day :woot:

[ben]

Benys going to work good lad hope it pays well mate

I need to, to afford for all my shells being painted :woot:

[DCM]

At least they don't do kiddies parties where some poor unsuspecting member of staff has to dress up in a dodgy costume!!! Not that I ever had to do that when I worked in a Wimpy, far to many years ago...

Good job on working though, nothing better than your first pay packet!!

[ben]

I dont wanna go now:cry: I can see it now... Ill be getting dragged in the car:woot:

[DCM]

Lil-Ben, starring as..... RONALD McDONALD......:woot:

[rcracer]

Lil-Ben, starring as..... RONALD McDONALD......:woot:


LOL :lol:
http://static.i85media.com/dumbphotos/photos/Business/361-mcburnt.jpg

[ben]

LOL :lol:
http://static.i85media.com/dumbphotos/photos/Business/361-mcburnt.jpg

I hope im not that bad :woot:

[ashleyb4]

Good luck ben nothing ncier than your first wage packet.

A

[Lee]

You will get your first spot and everything ben :thumbsup:

What maccy's are you working at? its worth a drive thru :thumbsup:

[stegger]

"CAN I HAVE FRIES WITH THAT" good luck ben and don't be stealing the BBQ sauce:woot::woot::woot:

[ben]

"CAN I HAVE FRIES WITH THAT" good luck ben and don't be stealing the BBQ sauce:woot::woot::woot:

You cant steal anything... the trousers dont have pockets on them :thumbdown:

[Lee]

No but you can put extras in a bag :thumbsup:

[bretts]

Ben, are you working the A64??

I might call in when I pass...

[Lee]

Ben, are you working the A64??

I might call in when I pass...


I thought you were working at maccys? :lol:

[Southwell]

Is he a whore now?

[Bungleaio]

oople will be very quiet without him

[Lee]

12 till 8... what the fcuk's that all about :confused::woot:



I would love to work half day :thumbsup:

[ben]

I would love to work half day :thumbsup:

im actually at work now :lol: i am the KING of quarter pounders :thumbsup:

[mw02veg]

so wot u gotta do to get ur first star?? make sure u only fill the chip cartons half full :confused:

[Lee]

im actually at work now :lol: i am the KING of quarter pounders :thumbsup:


8 hour day though ben, i have spent longer on a sharks back :thumbdown:

[Gemma]

so wot u gotta do to get ur first star?? make sure u only fill the chip cartons half full :confused:

Do they still do the " Star " System at Maccy D's?

I would only ever get served by the Non geeky looking worker with Maximum stars :thumbsup:

[nobby]

Do they still do the " Star " System at Maccy D's?

I would only ever get served by the Non geeky looking worker with Maximum stars :thumbsup:
you won't be getting served by ben then:woot:

[mark christopher]

I would love to work half day :thumbsup:
be most you had ever done if you made it to half a day :p

[ben]

well.... ive completed my first ever shift at work :eh?:....
.... i was stood there making a quarter pounder burger, thinking to my self... only 7 hours to go whilst i stared at the clock :bored:. WOW £4.35 an hour.. i could sell myself for more than that :thumbdown:
Any1 know where i can get a better job? :(

[Southwell]

A shop? My first job was at Staples, was a good laugh.

[ben]

maccy's southwell. Pay attention kid!

[Stu]

What you need to do Ben is go to the Job Centre regular & keep changing jobs. Try all sorts, packing boxes, production line work - all that stuff.

You can actually learn while your at Maccies, study the system & learn.

Their supply chain management right to the customer is world class - much better than the actual product. You may be able to give Wardrobe some advice on production control if you are clever enough.
Many companies that need snappy response to customer demand use models of or elements from the Maccies system.

[ashleyb4]

I work at sainsburys but you have to be mature and cleaver to work at sainsburys like me and jono. Sorry ben

A

[ben]

I work at sainsburys but you have to be mature and cleaver to work at sainsburys like me and jono. Sorry ben

A

Oh right. The guy must also of been REtarded like You when he interviewed you.

[ashleyb4]

Oh right. The guy must also of been REtarded like You when he interviewed you.

WOW do you know calfin you got him off to a T.

A

[ben]

WOW do you know calfin you got him off to a T.

A

calfin?:confused:

[Richard Lowe]

Smile and nod Ben, smile and nod...

[Lee]

I think he races at albion :thumbsup::thumbsup:

Ash why would you need a cleaver on the cheese counter?


Mark, just the 11 hours for me today :thumbsup:

[Richard Lowe]

just the 11 hours for me today :thumbsup:
And in them you made 14 posts here :woot:

[Lee]

If you look at excel for too long it kills your eyes, thats my excuse :thumbsup:

[Stu]

http://www.northernracer.com/posted/50.jpg

End up looking like that.

[Southwell]

maccy's southwell. Pay attention kid!

You asked anywhere better! You don't even know your own thread :p

[Garry Driffill]

Why do you get paid to surf oOple Lee? :lol:

We all know its Jimmy's Ferarri! :lol: - He's youre employer isnt he?

[Lee]

Because i am on inferior rates in teesside, i have to surf oople to bump it up a bit:lol:

[Garry Driffill]

:lol: Awsome

[rcracer]

You cant steal anything... the trousers dont have pockets on them :thumbdown:

8 hour day though ben, i have spent longer on a sharks back :thumbdown:

I work at sainsburys but you have to be mature and cleaver to work at sainsburys like me and jono. Sorry ben

A

Oh right. The guy must also of been REtarded like You when he interviewed you.

WOW do you know calfin you got him off to a T.

A

calfin?:confused:

Smile and nod Ben, smile and nod...

Got to be the funniest posts of the day :thumbsup:

[ben]

i actually stole a chicken nugget. :cool:

[Col]

Which one you working at, Ben?

[Garry Driffill]

:thumbsup: SHOCKING Ben!


When i worked there it was ace eating Mcdonalds for dinner everyday ...

then after a week it wasnt haha

[ben]

:thumbdown: 5 till 10 last night, 5 till 11 tonight and tommorow. Im leaving next week :thumbdown: It's w@nk.:thumbdown:

:thumbdown:
:thumbdown:

:thumbdown:Ben:thumbdown:

[Lee]

have you wrapped already :o:woot:

[Northy]

Ben 'I don't understand that this is how the real world works' Jemmison :woot::woot::woot:

G

[ben]

Ben 'I don't understand that this is how the real world works' Jemmison :woot::woot::woot:

G

Come on G. If your gonna give it your best shot at taking the piss out of me. Atleast spell my name right! :thumbsup:

JEMISON!!!!

[Darren Boyle]

Pherhaps the extra M stood for Maccies!!!! :woot:

Ben Jemhttp://www.accordaberdeen.co.uk/web/MultimediaFiles/MACDONALDS.GIFison

[ben]

Any jobs going at dms racing darren :confused: I could maybe get the train to work..:D

[Darren Boyle]

It would cost you more on the train than you would get paid mate, if you think your hours are long now, thats nothing, we are total slave drivers.........

[ben]

lol ok. Thanks anyway darren...

.... leave's laptop to go and cry.. :woot:

[Lee]

It would cost you more on the train than you would get paid mate, if you think your hours are long now, thats nothing, we are total slave drivers.........

He could stay at yours :confused:

[David Church]

So Ben, does this mean you finally realise that working for a living sucks!!!!!!??????????

Hahahahahaha, well get used to it son, you have a long way to go!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Face it, you aint gonna find a rich bird to keep you:woot::woot::woot::thumbsup:

[ben]

WOOOO setting off in 10 minutes Can wait:thumbdown:

Yeh this is gonna be another night of crap madness. :thumbdown: Any tips on how to scive work :confused:

See ya all at 11 :thumbdown::thumbdown::thumbdown::thumbdown:

Ben 'cba workin' jemison :thumbdown:

[Lee]

You wont see me ben, i'll be leaving yours when your mum leaves to pick you up :woot:

[David Church]

WOOOO setting off in 10 minutes Can wait:thumbdown:

Yeh this is gonna be another night of crap madness. :thumbdown: Any tips on how to scive work :confused:

See ya all at 11 :thumbdown::thumbdown::thumbdown::thumbdown:

Ben 'cba workin' jemison :thumbdown:


Yes, work hard!!!! The harder you work, the faster time passes!!!
Just ask Lee, his day must seem to be as long as a week!!!!!!! Mwhaaaaaaaaaaa:thumbsup:

[Lee]

Sometimes i just call darren and have a chat and give him some pennies, i find that passes time too :thumbsup:

[Lee]

On the plus side, it's invoice day tomorrow :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup: :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup: :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

[Alfonzo]

An anecdote for you. Many moons ago I started Uni whilst my mate (bright lad) went and worked in McD's. 12 years later, he's a McD's Franchise manager and earns a shed load more than me as a qualified Engineer.



I still wouldn't swap with him though..:woot:

[Lee]

An anecdote for you. Many moons ago I started Uni whilst my mate (bright lad) went and worked in McD's. 12 years later, he's a McD's Franchise manager and earns a shed load more than me as a qualified Engineer.



I still wouldn't swap with him though..:woot:


You need to go contracting ;)

[Darren Boyle]

Its not the pennies you should worry about Lee.........

You could give Ben a job permanantly valeting your fleet of vehicles, by the time he has finished the last one, the first one would surely need cleaning again, what with 22 inch wheels on the RR and a show room shine needed on the 360 he would have more then enough work to do.

That what way Lee he can stay at your house, unless of courtse you are already parked outside his (then he really hasnt got far to go to work!!)

[Lee]

I have had ben in my car (in a totally non-gay way) i would never let him in my house. :woot:


Should i be worried about the Frank root hat :confused:

[David Church]

This is all sooooooooooo wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

[Alfonzo]

You need to go contracting ;)

Yes, I think you might be right. Degree qualified Mechanical Engineer, Autodesk Inventor proficient. How do I find a contract? :confused::)

[Lee]

Put your CV on Jobsite.co.uk or oilcareers, oilandgas jobsearch, agents will call you and if your successful for the role you turn your ~30k into 130k over night ;)

[Southwell]

Whats the quickest way to earn loads then? Im thinking about a career change, computers networks are getting boring, especially when idiots which break the system (and i end up fixing) are getting promoted ahead of you. :thumbdown:

[ben]

I need a hug :( This whole maccy's thing is really starting to piss me off. Apparentley mum will ground me if i dont go to work. wtf is grounded:confused:

Peace out BJ!

[rcracer]

I need a hug :( This whole maccy's thing is really starting to piss me off. Apparentley mum will ground me if i dont go to work. wtf is grounded:confused:

Peace out BJ!

Lol @ Ben :D

[ben]

Lol @ Ben :D

Glad you find it funny neil..MAte

[rcracer]

poor ben heres a non gay hug for :wub.....grounded thats still funny :D

[Lee]

Southwell, im sure you could get into the contract game, I reckon the same would apply to you, bang your CV on jobsite and you will get the calls, I know planet recruit always had IT based stuff. :thumbsup:

[Southwell]

Southwell, im sure you could get into the contract game, I reckon the same would apply to you, bang your CV on jobsite and you will get the calls, I know planet recruit always had IT based stuff. :thumbsup:

Done and done, cheers dude. :thumbsup:
This time next year ill be a millionaire. :woot:

[Lee]

Good stuff,

i know some IT lads who are on a K a day :thumbsup:

[Southwell]

Good stuff,

i know some IT lads who are on a K a day :thumbsup:

Haha, that would be nuts. What do they do exactly? Im gonna look into a night course, but as their so expensive i don't wanna get the qualifications in the area that pay £1 a day. :lol:

[Lee]

To be honest I don’t know but, look at the job descriptions on the websites for the ones with big wages and see what they require, then do those courses. 99% of people in the industry will pick knowledge over qualifications though, degrees are pretty pointless unless you want to go staff and pay 40% tax. Personally ill take the money :lol:

[Southwell]

Most of my stuff is knowledge, i only have a levels but could piss over most graduates :lol:
Cheers for your help.

[Lee]

You can spot the ones with the degrees a mile off when you start talking about real life and not something that was explained in a text book or can be solved with a calculation.

[Southwell]

I had an interview yesterday, which was interesting. The job i applied for was different to what they wanted :lol: The description was for system design and development and they wanted an Oracle admin. :confused: Funnily enough i still passed their tests, without really knowing what it was. :lol: Not sure the 2k a year for parking + fuel and car will be worth it. :thumbdown:

[Lee]

more tax if you get the company car, i used to like having my fuel paid for that was a nice perk along with the car but you do get reamed by the tax man, i remember paying about 2k a month in tax out of a 5k month:thumbdown:

Balls to that :thumbsup:

PAYE is the devil :lol:

[ryan]

Ian, are you the oracle?

[Southwell]

I can see how you would see that, iam pretty amazing. :lol:

[josh_smaxx]

"This is my work face"

[ashleyb4]

Its worrying that picture ben suits it lol.

A

[rcracer]

"This is my work face"

:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Northy]

"This is my work face"

HHHHHHHHOOOOOOOMMMMMMMOOOOOOO :lol::lol::lol::lol:

G

[ben]

the art of make up :thumbsup: well photoshop :lol:

[Gaz_Stanton]

Yes, I think you might be right. Degree qualified Mechanical Engineer, Autodesk Inventor proficient. How do I find a contract? :confused::)

Have just done exactly that. :)
Was a Mech Eng permie working on the design & development of aircraft fuel systems for Airbus yesterday.
Have now set up limited company and got Airbus as end client so come back to same job on different aircraft on Monday.
Best thing is next week I'll be back as a consultant with double $$$ and less tax. :woot: :thumbsup:
Drop me a pm if you want any info.

[mac]

Qualified mech engineer, qualified civil engineer........ and I get to play with "toy" helis, planes and cars!!!!!:thumbsup:

[Southwell]

I had an interview yesterday, which was interesting. The job i applied for was different to what they wanted :lol: The description was for system design and development and they wanted an Oracle admin. :confused: Funnily enough i still passed their tests, without really knowing what it was. :lol: Not sure the 2k a year for parking + fuel and car will be worth it. :thumbdown:

:lol: I got a phone call today 'we want to offer you the job' I felt bad saying i didn't want it. :o

[Lee]

Well done anyway :thumbsup:

[Southwell]

Lol, cheers. Thats now 100% for me in interviews to job offers :lol:

[Northy]

Lol, cheers. Thats now 100% for me in interviews to job offers :lol:

Now? Surely it must have been before this one too? :confused::confused: :woot:

Hi Ted.

G

[Southwell]

Now? Surely it must have been before this one too? :confused::confused: :woot:

Hi Ted.

G

Yeah i read that too but couldn't find the effort to change it. :woot:

[Southwell]

Right-e-o seeing as my colleague just got the job we both went for owing to him having 'more experience', which he doesn't iam at odds of what to do. The guy has basically left me to design and setup all the servers and network over the last two years while he has been out and about massaging peoples egos.
Now, he makes a fair few major mistakes, like deleting people profiles off the servers and not knowing how to fix them, then i have to fix them. Should i keep fixing his mistakes for the sakes of the users or just let him hang himself? I even feel like screwing him over as i have heard rumours of him taking the praise for my work. :mad:

Opinions? :confused::woot:

[Northy]

BURN HIM :woot:

G

[ashleyb4]

Tell your manager Ian. Because then you will get the thing why didnt you tell someone why did you leave it why didnt you repair it. etc etc etc bullsh*t

A

[Chrislong]

Dude, if you were not there to bail him, what would happen?

Simply take care of yourself, if a user comes to you then so-be-it and take it on - but don't bail somebody out. Heck if redundancies come around you want to be the one they want to keep - right now im guessing they don't realise that as your busybailing out. Just think how much more focus you can put in to what you do if you weren't bailing?

What I tend to do, if it effects me, like it might you. Is point out the obvious for all to see "You've screwed up mate, can't fix it? I'll do it, leave this alone & just go bugger something else up and i'll fix that later too".

[Southwell]

Cheers dude, ill have to think of subtle ways so people can see he isn't god lol. Im always pretty professional to everyone, i can't brown nose people like him though, i refuse to do it, maybe thats my problem....:lol:

I had a bit of fun before my previous manager left, i blocked his home drive from writing anything to it, took him 8 hours till he asked for help :lol:

Ash, he is now my manager.

[ashleyb4]

Just Book yourself a weeks holiday and wait for the complete computer system to fail while your gone :)

A

[Southwell]

Just Book yourself a weeks holiday and wait for the complete computer system to fail while your gone :)

A

I can do that from home :woot:

Hmm, im bored, time to delete all 2000 user accounts. :thumbsup:

[Lee]

Look after number 1 Ian, if you don't nobody else will

[Southwell]

Look after number 1 Ian, if you don't nobody else will

Simple, very good advise, maybe it's time. :thumbsup:

Cheers.

[Northy]

Edward always knows.

G

[ben]

I got told off at work today :cry::(

[Chrislong]

"You forgot the meat" :lol:

[ben]

"You forgot the meat" :lol:


Nah it wasnt to do with cooking :woot: Better than that :eh?:

[rcracer]

please tell :)

[muzzy]

Was you not blowing up the little kiddies balloons fast enough?? :woot: :woot: :woot:

[Chrislong]

Hmmmm, now then I need to think. So this is Lil Ben in MaccyD's, trouble, bound to be random, not involving cooking, Ben laughing a lot.

No idea.

[Cockerill]

I know, and it's not something to be proud of.

She has a FAT ass :o

[Lee]

Was it show and tell and you brought in your sock?

[ben]

ok ok, this lass was cleaning the shoot thingy were the burger's get put... so i couldnt help but pick up a cloth and twirl it round and spank her cute little a$$ :eh?:....

... then about half an hour later i got followed into the freezer by one of the managers who told me off about the matter and that it was a health and safety issue :lol:

Before this happened a ginger girl fell on her arse... i felt the floor shake :lol: I found it amusing anyway..

Ben

[Garry Driffill]

I know, and it's not something to be proud of.

She has a FAT ass :o

haha :D

[rcracer]

She has a FAT ass :o

spank her cute little a$$ :eh?:....


Ben


mmmm 2 differant storys :thumbsup:

[Chrislong]

ok ok, this lass was cleaning the shoot thingy were the burger's get put... so i couldnt help but pick up a cloth and twirl it round and spank her cute little a$$ :eh?:....

... then about half an hour later i got followed into the freezer by one of the managers who told me off about the matter and that it was a health and safety issue :lol:

Before this happened a ginger girl fell on her arse... i felt the floor shake :lol: I found it amusing anyway..

Ben

:thumbsup: Ben, keep up the good work, the stories are ace. Can't see it being health and safety, perhaps sexual harrasment if she complains - but hey, she's your sister yeh? ;)

[Southwell]

Don't want sexual harassment on your work record only a two weeks into your career. :lol:

[Lee]

i think everyone knows he is a sex pest

[niggs98]

i think everyone knows he is a sex pest

i assume they wont let him take his sock into work now then


hmmmmmm if someone says she was fat and benn says she was s£xy i can only guess that shimage now works with lil ben

[Lee]

What has happened to oople, we have sex pests and sex tourists in abundance :lol:

[Northy]

She has a FAT ass :o

We all know lil Ben like's them BIG :woot::woot::woot:

[ben]

apparentley i was ment to be at work yesterday and today :bored:.... Sorry pet i dont work weekends... "well can you get into work for 11?" NO cos im out, hence why i dont work weekends... " oh ok then" :thumbdown: ..... sorry mate im off on holiday today :bored:

Mcdonalds are pestering me :mad:

Peace out BJ-UK

[Lee]

Maybe they want to give u a star

[ben]

Maybe they want to give u a star

Maybe they doo and maybe they dontt. My badge has a trainee thing on it... i stuck a special request sticker on it:eh?:

[Northy]

Maybe they want to give u a star

Looks like there may be a position for you there Edward if you're contract goes tits up......

G

[Rich D]

Maybe they want to give u a star


Another busy day at the office mate ? :lol: ;)

Sex pest :lol::lol:

[b4rs]

ben u dont go out anyway lol no point in grounding you lol. tell ur mum to un-ground you. you have to stay out till 9pm and go at 7am lol.

and were u on 4.35? iv just started 6 week ago. im only on £3 an hour. im an sparky apprentice. should start rising soon though.

good luck with ur next job. lol