Car Acronyms

[Chequered Flag Racing]

FIAT
Fix It Again Tomorrow
Failed Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It Again, Tony!
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation

LOTUS
Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious

Car Acronyms (http://www.hotrodscustomstuff.com/humor-09.html)

Her indoors has the 1st one above :)

And I have a VW: Virtually Worthless :woot:

and some for those Ferrari owners amongst us;)

Ferrari:
Fixed Every Road Race And Rarely Inovates
Freakin Engine Rarely Runs, Always Rattling Internals
Fails Every Road Race And Randomly Incinerates
****ed Every Road Race And Redlines Incessently
Failing Engine, Randomly Rattles, Always Rattling Internals
Found (in) Every Red Racecar A Retarded Italian
Found (in) Every Red Racecar A Rich Italian
Fabulous Engine Red Rocket Always Redlines Insanely
Fabulous Engine Red Rocket Accelerates Really Insanely

[phil c]

FIAT
fuc-ed in a tick
FORD
fix or repair daily:woot:

[cwilson]

i got one for bmw but i dont think i should say it as i might offend someone

[bondy]

i got one for bmw but i dont think i should say it as i might offend someone



Dont worry all the COCKS are driving Audi's now !!!! :p

[savageman25]

Dont worry all the COCKS are driving Audi's now !!!! :p
i no what the one cwilson is on about, and it is seriously rude.;)

[niggs98]

my favorite has always been subaru which when spelt backwards is u r a bus :thumbsup:

[strobe]

Fuc*ed
On
Race
Day

Virgins
Only
Love
Volvo
Owners.

[bigred5765]

No
Soding
Use

[savageman25]

[quote=strobe;190359]Fuc*ed
On
Race
Day

Been there done that:cry:

[phil c]

i no what the one cwilson is on about, and it is seriously rude.;)would that be
BMW
black mans wi--y

[savageman25]

would that be
BMW
black mans wi--y
you are correct:thumbsup:

[ryan_93]

Fiat - fix it another time.
Honda - had one never did again

[jono83]

FORD= Found On Road Dead

[twisty]

Sheesh,you lot are all so negative,if you can do better than the big car makers,now`s yer chance,they are all nearly bust.Get building new reliable cars that people want to buy and you are onto a winner.

SAAB- Solid As A Bus :D

[David Church]

FORD....

Found on road dead
Fix or repair daily
First on race day
Fu**ing old re-modled' dodge

:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

[Chequered Flag Racing]

Renault
Retarded Engine, No Acceleration, Ugly Lump of Trash
Saab
Swedish Automobile - Always Broken


Anyone seen one for Vauxhall??

[Alfonzo]

One I heard years ago that still makes me laugh is;

vw POLO

Pants Off, Legs Open.

I like the Lotus one best though.