View Full Version : There's a thieving poltergiest in my house!
savageman25
10-01-2009, 08:20 PM
Like the title says, theres a poltergiest in my house, it keeps moving, hiding or knicking my stuff!:mad::mad:
Its ussualy somthing stupid that i have one minute,then its gone the next, for example, when im taking my car apart or somthing, ill have the hex driver for one thing, ill put it down,use another tool, then when i need the hex driver its either not there or in a completely diffrent place :confused::confused:
Today he/she has taken my provisional liscence order papers and a cheque for my insurance!!!!!1:cry::cry::cry:
Anyone got ghostbusters number?
PaulRotheram
12-01-2009, 10:26 AM
who ya gonna call.... spam-busters!
Southwell
12-01-2009, 10:28 AM
who ya gonna call.... spam-busters!
:lol:
savageman25
12-01-2009, 04:01 PM
Its true, dont mock me :mad::cry::cry:
Or you will feel the full might of my pikey mates
muwhahahahaahahahahaahahaha
My army of caravans, stolen 'dags' and ford transit tippers will take over thw world.:p:p:p
:D
cwilson
12-01-2009, 04:03 PM
have you forgotten that you cant call them pikeys anymore. you have to call them travelers now
savageman25
12-01-2009, 04:05 PM
ill call myself what ever i want.!!!!!:mad::p
telboy
12-01-2009, 04:47 PM
ill call myself what ever i want.!!!!!:mad::p
Just don't tell prince Harry!!
Funny, this once happened to me. I was having a clear out of the wallet and put my credit card in front of the computer (as I wanted to order something). Got called into the kitchen....came back, it wasn't there.
We were looking for it for 3 days, was on the verge of reporting it stolen, and it just appeared one day in the exact same place that I left it.
It hadn't slid under anything, as we had the whole computer table stripped and moved everything off of it whilst looking for it.
*Cue X-files theme music*
lochness42
12-01-2009, 04:48 PM
ill call myself what ever i want.!!!!!:mad::p
Sure :D
savageman25
12-01-2009, 08:20 PM
Sure :D
whats that supposed to mean? :confused:
cwilson
12-01-2009, 08:23 PM
Just don't tell prince Harry!!
Funny, this once happened to me. I was having a clear out of the wallet and put my credit card in front of the computer (as I wanted to order something). Got called into the kitchen....came back, it wasn't there.
We were looking for it for 3 days, was on the verge of reporting it stolen, and it just appeared one day in the exact same place that I left it.
It hadn't slid under anything, as we had the whole computer table stripped and moved everything off of it whilst looking for it.
*Cue X-files theme music*
do you have kids
telboy
12-01-2009, 09:34 PM
Didn't at the time. :)
Just me n the missus, and we were both in the kitchen.
Spooky.
josh_smaxx
12-01-2009, 09:37 PM
Anyone watching Unforgiven on ITV? thats freaky :eh?:
savageman25
12-01-2009, 10:10 PM
Anyone watching Unforgiven on ITV? thats freaky :eh?:
If you want a freaky show just watch the x factor :p:p:woot:
it is a known fact, that there are variants on the sock monseter, the little evil monster that lays in wait, under your bed, to pinch one of your better socks, they have bread, some are like magpies, and take shinny things, others are more random in their thefts..... but they all digest what they steal, and then excrete them out at a later date, in a random place.....
other than that, put things away you lazy buggers....
savageman25
12-01-2009, 10:24 PM
I do put my stuff away............when i want to.
This sock monster thing better watch out, im gonna put up cctv round my house 24/7 with movement sensors half a foot off the floor all round the house, with intruder alarms round the house and to top it off a cudly toy as an ambush trap.
telboy
12-01-2009, 10:37 PM
I wouldn't want to be the sock monster that eats my socks!:woot::p
ashleyb4
12-01-2009, 10:47 PM
Just don't tell prince Harry!!
Funny, this once happened to me. I was having a clear out of the wallet and put my credit card in front of the computer (as I wanted to order something). Got called into the kitchen....came back, it wasn't there.
We were looking for it for 3 days, was on the verge of reporting it stolen, and it just appeared one day in the exact same place that I left it.
It hadn't slid under anything, as we had the whole computer table stripped and moved everything off of it whilst looking for it.
*Cue X-files theme music*
You just summed up toy story in a sentance but toys not credit cards.
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Are you sure its not just a thieving pikey ?
savageman25
12-01-2009, 11:06 PM
Are you sure its not just a thieving pikey ?
When ever i see your name in one of my threads i just no the word pikey is going to be used.:cry::cry:
And no, it couldnt be a thieving pikey as im the only one who has a lock on my cara.....i mean house, all the others just have there mother sitting outside to keep the strangers at bay:woot::woot:
Cosworth
14-01-2009, 02:02 AM
This poltergiest must visit houses depending upon the quality of the wine!
savageman25
14-01-2009, 11:15 PM
This poltergiest must visit houses depending upon the quality of the wine!
:eh?::eh?::eh?:
Youve lost me.
Cosworth
15-01-2009, 01:20 AM
Nobody does!
showtime
15-01-2009, 07:32 AM
what a Jonah!
yet another thread full of pointless guff :thumbdown:
savageman25
15-01-2009, 07:53 PM
I must admit this thread has gone a bit off topic but im sure the poltergiest is still here, cant find my shoes now:cry:
B4 Sloth
15-01-2009, 08:55 PM
I was in the kitchen making some toasty.
My attention was drawn to a thieving ghosty.
When i returned to the lounge to eat my snack,
I realized the little fe**er had been back.
Ghostly gettt from me had stolen,
When i catch him his nose will be swollen.
All i want is my shock tower back
Before i really blow my stack.:lol:
Clearly i am bored and must get out more.:bored:
savageman25
15-01-2009, 09:00 PM
I was in the kitchen making some toasty.
My attention was drawn to a thieving ghosty.
When i returned to the lounge to eat my snack,
I realized the little fe**er had been back.
Ghostly gettt from me had stolen,
When i catch him his nose will be swollen.
All i want is my shock tower back
Before i really blow my stack.:lol:
Clearly i am bored and must get out more.:bored:
I thought that was brilliant, how long did that take you?
B4 Sloth
15-01-2009, 09:11 PM
Savageman that would be telling,
Just popped on oople to see whats been selling!
No cheap yokomo bx parts that is for sure...
so i will have to add to my pennies some more.
rcracer
15-01-2009, 09:23 PM
This thread is getting very boring
I hope its disappeared by morning
B4 Sloth
15-01-2009, 09:35 PM
The only thing that i can immediately think that rhymes are awning and yawning.
and dawning.
and spawning
and pawning.
:p
lochness42
15-01-2009, 10:53 PM
We definitely need monster that doesn't eat socks, but useless threads :D
savageman25
16-01-2009, 08:32 PM
Yep, this thread needs to end.
lochness42
16-01-2009, 09:46 PM
Well, we need to force you to eat your socks you have currently on your feet (we will also prove that it doesn't have to be monster to eat socks :lol:). Then threads like this won't appear anymore :D
And if it turns out as not true then I'm really sorry
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