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footey
15-01-2007, 05:37 PM
hi there what should i do """""" my dogs learnt how to pull a peice of wood out of the wall which holds a board up at the bottom of the staires so he cant get up but he now does evertime im out little clever s@*t :mad:

ashleyb4
15-01-2007, 05:58 PM
Get a stair gate designed for little kids to stop them going up or coming down stairs.

A

DCM
15-01-2007, 06:35 PM
aversion therapy, using electrodes or catch him and give him a swift kick up the ARSE.

ashleyb4
15-01-2007, 06:38 PM
Or cover the peice of wood with tin foil and connect it to the mains.

A

Spencer Mulcahy
15-01-2007, 06:55 PM
Let the poor thing have the run of the house, it must be thinking there is a nice big bed up them stairs I will get up.;)

Jonny Aird
15-01-2007, 08:40 PM
Time to get the gun I think.

tc2k
15-01-2007, 08:42 PM
Time to go the way of old yeller

cutting edge
15-01-2007, 08:52 PM
Stair Gate

Shoot him

Get a rabbit give him load of FUN...........

Barry Williams
15-01-2007, 08:52 PM
No need to do owt to the dog, just buy a bungalow then he wont be able to go upstairs!!!
Problem solved;)

bert digler
15-01-2007, 09:50 PM
No need to do owt to the dog, just buy a bungalow then he wont be able to go upstairs!!!
Problem solved;)

this man is a legend simple solutions to complex problems and a pet wizard to boot:D

tc2k
15-01-2007, 09:52 PM
Good solution. That or rip the stairs out and use a rope to get upstairs :p

footey
16-01-2007, 09:43 AM
right im off to the estate agents to look for a nice bungalow :D

dave g
16-01-2007, 10:12 AM
why not leave him on the stairs at the other side of the wood when you go out....he wont have any reason to remove the wood then.

i hear its only £30 to have them put to sleep.

dave

BenG
16-01-2007, 11:54 AM
Put up a sign,

All tresspasser will be shot.


Or put soooo much food in the kitchen, after he's eaten, he wont be able to move

FifteenthNeo
16-01-2007, 12:23 PM
Put roller skates on his paws, like to see him get up the stairs then.

Just dont tell me he can skate :wtf:

Spencer Mulcahy
16-01-2007, 01:06 PM
Heaven is a halfpipe:D

xx4-nutter
16-01-2007, 02:30 PM
haha you aint seen max people, shanes dog hes like a brick s**t house lol. i bet you couldnt get roller shakes on him lol