Dad, can I have a lift

[Chequered Flag Racing]

lazy son of mine wants a lift to play football 0.4 miles from his door:thumbdown:

told him to run there, it'll warm his muscle up if he can find one:lol:

[JJ The Boat Wizzard]

0.4 miles! i wouldnt walk there :D or is that cos im lazy

[ben]

I know id ask for a lift :thumbsup:

[Chrislong]

Perhaps he just wants you to go with him

[savageman25]

Could aalways cycle there?:thumbsup::thumbsup:

[losixxx]

if you kick his arse hard enough then that will make the walk shorter !

[Chequered Flag Racing]

Perhaps he just wants you to go with him

there's more chance of me getting on the moon than getting me to a footy match or going with him to one

[mark christopher]

I know id ask for a lift :thumbsup:
yeh but ben look in the mirror :p

[JJ The Boat Wizzard]

yeh but ben look in the mirror :p

:o:o Owned :o:o

:thumbsup:

[bigoggy]

yeh but ben look in the mirror :p


lol:lol:

[ben]

But Mark, i can loose weight..

Now you look in the mirror..


.....not much they can do with that

[JJ The Boat Wizzard]

But Mark, i can loose weight..

Now you look in the mirror..


.....not much they can do with that

Pass the popcorn and space raiders

:lol: Toochay (No I don't know how to spell it) :p

[telboy]

FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!!!!!

Heeeeyyyy, he got you there Mark!! :lol:



My girlfriend once had a t-shirt that said "I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can diet!"

She got some awesome mean looks off the skinny tarts that walked past her!!:thumbsup:

[mark christopher]

But Mark, i can loose weight..

Now you look in the mirror..


.....not much they can do with that

there is dear ben..............plastic surgery:p but then with a love truncheon like mine, who needs looks?

[ben]

Gonna be a bit expensive compared to my option?

Yes Mark?

[mark christopher]

Gonna be a bit expensive compared to my option?

Yes Mark?

maybe your dad can sponsor me?:p:thumbsup:

[ben]

Dont think he could afford that much work... :eh?:

[JJ The Boat Wizzard]

Dont think he could afford that much work... :eh?:


:lol::lol:HAHAH spilled the popcorn now

[ben]

Give in yet mark?

:)

[Ashley]

ben youll givin first

[ben]

ben youll givin first

Give what :confused:

[Ashley]

Give in yet mark?

:)


thats what i meant

[Ben Jammin']

there is dear ben..............plastic surgery:p but then with a love truncheon like mine, who needs looks?

"Love Truncheon"... don't think the ladies are too impressed with the sex toy u carry around in your back pocket.

[mark christopher]

Give in yet mark?

:)
not yet,..................see u at weekend :thumbsup:

[ben]

not yet,..................see u at weekend :thumbsup:


haha see ya there mate :thumbsup:

[Chequered Flag Racing]

Dad, can I have a lift

he's a quick learner ;) :thumbsup:

didn't even ask the "war zone" for a lift tonight :lol: