Job applications

[Lee]

Right a bit of fun,

As part of my job i deal with agents and head hunters who try to recruit you for other companies/ projects.

This is an email i recieved from one agent, my question is who can be the most creative about questions 4 & 5.



Thanks for your enquiry. Please answer the questions below; this will help give me a better understanding of your requirements. I will then forward your CV to our client.


1 - Do you prefer Contract or Permanent?
2 - Your rate for Contract or Perm ?
3 - Your availability/Notice period?
4 - Short sentence explaining why you would like this role
5 – Why you want to leave your current role?
6 – Your ideal job?
7 – Your desired work locations, please explain. (Tax issues, family, housing, visa etc)
8 – Languages spoken?
9 – Would you require single or family status (If Family, please state number of children etc)
10 - Are you signed up with any other agencies?
Finally, please attach a scanned copy of your Passport

[Mrs oOple]

I'm not feeling overly creative at the moment, so I'll get straight to the point:

4) It pays better than my current job.

5) My current job doesn't pay me enough.

Nah I'm just kidding, I like my job at the moment, and for all I know this fictional job could be rubbish pay :eh?:.

[telboy]

4 - Short sentence explaining why you would like this role. 'cos its great!
5 – Why you want to leave your current role? 'cos its crap!
6 – Your ideal job? one with lots of money for doing nowt! (footballer....or theif!)
7 – Your desired work locations, please explain. (Tax issues, family, housing, visa etc) anywhere sunny and warm..............'cos its sunny and warm!;)
8 – Languages spoken? english slang!
10 - Are you signed up with any other agencies? wots it got to do wi you.

would I get a job?!:eh?:
or am I doing something wrong?:wtf:

[Cooper]

4: I want a boss with nice tits

5: my current boss has tits but he's not female

[Lee]

Tel,

I think you need to be a little less honest:D

My actual answer was 4 because its what i do best and my other was im taking time off:D

He still put me forward for the job though:rolleyes:

Mrs oople, it does pay well but its in london so digs and travelling gets expensive.:(

[losidan]

Right a bit of fun,

As part of my job i deal with agents and head hunters who try to recruit you for other companies/ projects.

This is an email i recieved from one agent, my question is who can be the most creative about questions 4 & 5.



Thanks for your enquiry. Please answer the questions below; this will help give me a better understanding of your requirements. I will then forward your CV to our client.


1 - Do you prefer Contract or Permanent?
2 - Your rate for Contract or Perm ?
3 - Your availability/Notice period?
4 - Short sentence explaining why you would like this role
5 – Why you want to leave your current role?
6 – Your ideal job?
7 – Your desired work locations, please explain. (Tax issues, family, housing, visa etc)
8 – Languages spoken?
9 – Would you require single or family status (If Family, please state number of children etc)
10 - Are you signed up with any other agencies?
Finally, please attach a scanned copy of your Passport





4. i would like this role as i dont like sliced bread and if i dont have this role i wont have anything to put my cheese and pickle in for my dinner.

5. i want to leave my current role as my boss just wont touch me in that special place anymore

[bert digler]

4: I want a boss with nice tits

5: my current boss has tits but he's not female

u are 4 kin legend:D