NeilD Vs Daz (comedy Banter)

[MikePimlott]

You guys need your own thread. The banter in the Stampy thread has made me laugh so much i did a little wee, (didnt drink it though) :woot: :thumbsup:

[NeilD]

You guys need your own thread. The banter in the Stampy thread has made me laugh so much i did a little wee, (didnt drink it though) :woot: :thumbsup:

Nice to know it lightened the mood a bit.:thumbsup:

[Col]

I believe that Daz is out trying to find a dog to **** off, cos Neil wants dog milk...

[NeilD]

I believe that Daz is out trying to find a dog to **** off, cos Neil wants dog milk...

Yeah, Zac is empty now...

[Col]

I know...;)

[daz]

Yeah, Zac is empty now...
Zaks been empty for a while, the poor buggers balls have been chopped off.

[NeilD]

I know...;)

I text Daz and just to show us how versatile he is he informed me he was w*****g over Suzi Perry.

[NeilD]

Zaks been empty for a while, the poor buggers balls have been chopped off.

You finished with Suzi? The wife wears his balls as ear rings doesn't she?

[daz]

You finished with Suzi? The wife wears his balls as ear rings doesn't she?
Yeah Suzi was good, just wiping the snot of now. :woot:

[Col]

That's not snot... I was trying out some gadgets before the show starts

[NeilD]

Yeah Suzi was good, just wiping the snot of now. :woot:

She never lets you down, old faithful. I've heard you're a bit partial to a piece of Parrish now and again?

[daz]

She never lets you down, old faithful. I've heard you're a bit partial to a piece of Parrish now and again?
I normally have a good shake over Fern Britton in the morning, but shes gone. So having to did the old Lisa Riley pics out again.

[NeilD]

I normally have a good shake over Fern Britton in the morning, but shes gone. So having to did the old Lisa Riley pics out again.

I've got some good ones laminated of the fat one i'll drop em off later, i've got them in a nice folder.

[poopers]

I’ve learnt sooo many sick new phrases in that thread :o :blush:

Top marks:thumbsup: