Pointless foods

[Northy]

While I'm sat here eating my tea, I got to thinking how pointless some foods are. Why don't you share with us what foods you think are pointless, but please include your reasons also so we can have a nice critical reasoning discusion on the subject.

I'll start us off:

Pasta - tastes of nothing.

Tomatoes - work of the devil, taste like s***e.

Tortillas - who ever thought "I know, I'll make some bread that will not rise and will be really chewy so I can wrap stuff in it." They must have been on crack or summat.


Over to everyone else while I think of some more......

G

[Stu]

Sweetcorn, it just comes out the same as it went in.

[bert digler]

While I'm sat here eating my tea, I got to thinking how pointless some foods are. Why don't you share with us what foods you think are pointless, but please include your reasons also so we can have a nice critical reasoning discusion on the subject.

I'll start us off:

Pasta - tastes of nothing.

Tomatoes - work of the devil, taste like s***e.

Tortillas - who ever thought "I know, I'll make some bread that will not rise and will be really chewy so I can wrap stuff in it." They must have been on crack or summat.


Over to everyone else while I think of some more......

G

chic peas wtf:D

[bert digler]

Sweetcorn, it just comes out the same as it went in.

on the cob:D

[xx4-nutter]

While I'm sat here eating my tea, I got to thinking how pointless some foods are. Why don't you share with us what foods you think are pointless, but please include your reasons also so we can have a nice critical reasoning discusion on the subject.

I'll start us off:

Pasta - tastes of nothing.

Tomatoes - work of the devil, taste like s***e.

Tortillas - who ever thought "I know, I'll make some bread that will not rise and will be really chewy so I can wrap stuff in it." They must have been on crack or summat.


Over to everyone else while I think of some more......

G

while i was sat here eating my tea i was just thinking how pointless some threads are :confused: .... lol

[Stu]

while i was sat here eating my tea i was just thinking how pointless some threads are :confused: .... lol

No man, this is important stuff.

[DCM]

Red Bull... dunno why, pointless to me.... oh - lots of veggies are for rabbits and designed to give you smelly farts.... hmmm, not so pointless I guess.

[emzy]

Red Bull's good crack... especially useful when tired.

I find celery a bit pointless. And I'm with you on the tomatoes G!

[jimarea51]

Hi dudes,

All milk by-products!!!!

You can drink fresh milk, Mmmmm nice:)

Milk starts to go off, Some call this Yogurt:confused:

Leave this product some call Yogurt for a few more days and presto hey.... Cheese:eh?:

No way would you catch me eating that stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jimarea51:wtf:

[Kopite]

mushrooms are the devil's food, they're just wrong. For god's sake, it's fungus!!!

to be honest, i have real issues with any greens, REAL MEN EAT MEAT!! :D

[mole2k]

mushrooms are the devil's food, they're just wrong. For god's sake, it's fungus!!!

to be honest, i have real issues with any greens, REAL MEN EAT MEAT!! :D

agreed!

[xx4-nutter]

i dunno really what is a pointless food... i dont like black pudding... id say thats more of a shizzz food... eewww blood :o

Garry D.

[andy05]

mushrooms are the devil's food, they're just wrong. For god's sake, it's fungus!!!

to be honest, i have real issues with any greens, REAL MEN EAT MEAT!! :D


Mushrooms go well with a big F**k OFF steak thats what i have just had for my tea;)

[rcracer]

'donner meat' keeps you awake as i found out at bury on friday night :mad:

[bert digler]

Mushrooms go well with a big F**k OFF steak thats what i have just had for my tea;)

ive just been down tescos and asked the lady on the counter for a f**k off steak they asked me leave lol:D

[losidan]

maybe you would of been better asking for a nice bit of hung beef.

what is the point of lettuce? it tastes of nowt, looks crap when all pub restaurants think it looks good as a garnish and it is so dirty you have to wash it before using it

[Medders]

cheese strings - completely pointless, almost as pointless as this post :D

[neiloliver]

Jellyfish
Ducks feet
Fish cheeks
Snake
Sea horse

Had to eat all of the above in China... Mushrooms chips and steak are heaven...

[ashleyb4]

Tomatoes are lovely

And gammon yummy

And steak

and beef

and mash potato:rolleyes:

But curry yuck you can keep your korma's and that shit get rid of it. Take it back from where it come from.

A

[BenG]

mushrooms are the devil's food, they're just wrong. For god's sake, it's fungus!!!

to be honest, i have real issues with any greens, REAL MEN EAT MEAT!! :D

Its true, my cousin turned veggie. A week later he told us he was gay.

[BenG]

cheese strings - completely pointless, almost as pointless as this post :D

I once dropped a chunk of cheesestring, and it bounced all over like a Bouncey ball.

Leeks are stupid, they smell, give you bad breath, and are like squashed onions.

[Chrislong]

Biscuits without chocolate on them.

Sweatcorn, Peas, water cress.

I like a good pear though.

[bigred5765]

I like a good pear though.

we had heard that about you lol


spinich it tasteless, looks like green paper when its cooked,
and has never given me popeye's forearms

[PaulRotheram]

branston pickle sauce.. with out the pickle.

[philly]

Really pointless food.
Cucumber, which uses more calories to digest than it can give you.
So what's the point of eating it?:confused: :p :eh?:

[loose]

Peas - devils snot.

mushrooms - fungus, might as well lick someones athletes foot.

[Barry Williams]

Broccoli-food of the devil, causes dwarfism & ape like features

[Elliott Hopkins]

Nobody cooks with Marrows anymore. They're like fat cucumbers.

[matt.petch]

Hello everyone,

Jellyfish
Ducks feet
Fish cheeks
Snake
Sea horse

Had to eat all of the above in China... Mushrooms chips and steak are heaven...


Add to that ducks tongue, Thousand year egg and birds nest soup... why??

Hope that they did not make you drink the blood and contents of the snakes gaul bladder - like I had to... amazing what you'll do after a few beers!!

Also can recommend staying away from ant egg tacos and deep fried locusts in Mexico...

[BenG]

Really pointless food.
Cucumber, which uses more calories to digest than it can give you.
So what's the point of eating it?:confused: :p :eh?:

So you lose weight? I think.

So why do they put cucumber on their eyes? :o

[TRF_Tastic]

God Ben, dont you know anything about women???

It so that when they look in the mirror it gives them the illusion of weight loss, the logic works like this, if the cucumber makes them slim then it must make the image that they see of themselves slimmer!!!

I now think that I am in deep do do with the femal community on this forum!!!

Super women pacifier coming up!!!

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d32/Fast_as_a/Shells/Angus1200507.jpg

[emzy]

If you could see me now, I'm rolling my eyes at you.

[TRF_Tastic]

Would that be accompanied by the words I am disapointed in you??? If so I think thats the look my wife gives me!!

[emzy]

That puppy is AMAZINGLY cute... he looks so sad and small...

No no, not disappointed... after all, you ARE male, so you're allowed to be a gibberish-talking chauvanist pig. :D

[TRF_Tastic]

He's my new Pup called Angus, he is 6 weeks old today.

And many thanks for your compliments, after what I said I was expecting a bararge of abuse!!

But you do realise in my generalisation I was talking about the more vacuous (spelling not sure!!) type of women, and not any of you loverly women folk!!

(in sencond thoughts maybe in deeper do do now)

[emzy]

Fancy handing me your shovel before you dig a hole so deep you fall in?!

Believe me, it'd take a lot more than a couple of slices of cucumber to make me think I was thin!

[TRF_Tastic]

Yes now handing shovel over!!

[Kopite]

i'm sooooo gonna have a f**k off steak tonight, that's pi**ing blood, but with no god damn mushrooms (Andy, you're so gay), just chips and onion rings and a fit pint of Kronembourg in a frosted glass.

I'm ALL man!!!!

[emzy]

urgh urgh urgh.... steaks that bleed are oh so wrong.

infact, steaks are just wrong in general.

poor little daisy the cow.

(and yes, mushrooms are very very wrong!)

[Wraggy]

I'm ALL man!!!!

your such a liar !!! :D :D

[millzy]

32oz steak , lots of blood is freaking awesome best is when you have a white t shirt and the blood splats on you...shows you are a man

redbull. is the worlds best thing ever but kids i have to say ive found a new side effect its called paranoia, wonder if redbull know 16cans gives you this side effect??

any way pointluss food

tuna. why its crushed fish/dolphin , stinks and mixes with that other pointless food mayonnaise ..come on any thing jonny no star can mix seaman with and you cant taste the difference is wrong.

marmite, who was on crack and opium mixed with vodka when they came up with that.

[Kopite]

the award for the crappest sandwich goes too......EGG AND CRESS!

what a pointless effort of a sandwich!! WHERE'S THE MEAT?

[TRF_Tastic]

There is a sort of pre-meat in an egg and cress sandwich.

[Chrislong]

Spam! Why have spam, when you can have Ham?

Smash! Its just potato, yet it isn't.

[BenG]

your such a liar !!! :D :D

lol, he is the meat :o;)

[millzy]

no wait i got a better one than spam

turkey ham its like ham but stinks off feet and makes you shit

[ashleyb4]

Thats so true if you want turkey hame buy turkey and ham and make a turkey and ham sandwich. And it makes you shits smell so bad!!!!!!!!

no wait i got a better one than spam

turkey ham its like ham but stinks off feet and makes you shit

[Wraggy]

Rice Cakes !!!!! wtf ......

[bigred5765]

what does SPAM mean anyone
i know but im not telling
YET
S_ _ _ _ _ P _ _ _ _ _ _ A _ _ _ _ _ _ _ MEAT
thats all im givin

[millzy]

spunk puke and meat?

[Wraggy]

what does SPAM mean anyone
i know but im not telling
YET
S_ _ _ _ _ P _ _ _ _ _ _ A _ _ _ _ _ _ _ MEAT
thats all im givin
it actually stands for

"Shoulder of Pork and hAM"

or also known
"Specially Processed American Meat"

[millzy]

SOPAM? thats cheating adding the of

[Kopite]

spunk puke and meat?

you've been watching too many gay porno's

[Wraggy]

you've been watching too many gay porno's

talking from experience then stan !!!!!!:rolleyes:

[millzy]

you've been watching too many gay porno's


but they had pink shorts on i couldnt help it

[andy05]

i'm sooooo gonna have a f**k off steak tonight, that's pi**ing blood, but with no god damn mushrooms (Andy, you're so gay), just chips and onion rings and a fit pint of Kronembourg in a frosted glass.

I'm ALL man!!!!
What about peppercorn sauce? If i am gay and you shared a camp bed(no pun intended) with me at kiddy and you wear "FREINDSHIP" bands what dose that make you:confused:

[andy05]

What about sqaure sausage:o whats wrong with round ones:confused:

[Kopite]

What about peppercorn sauce? If i am gay and you shared a camp bed(no pun intended) with me at kiddy and you wear "FREINDSHIP" bands what dose that make you:confused:

THE POSTMAN!:D

[emzy]

Rice Cakes !!!!! wtf ......

Rice cakes have a purpose! Super low in calories but something to munch on... they're useful!

[bigred5765]

it actually stands for

"Shoulder of Pork and hAM"

or also known
"Specially Processed American Meat"

nearly
its
Shaped Pressed american meat

[rcracer]

spam is top catfish bait, i caught one 55lb on half a tin :cool:

[Wraggy]

nearly
its
Shaped Pressed american meat
i will beg to differ
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spam_(food)

[dave g]

pickled red cabbage...wtf is that about?
and dont get me started on raddishes...

dave

[Bathy]

Cheese Cake!!!!

Rip-OFF never any cheese in it.

[millzy]

yes there is

its in the sause

[bigred5765]

Brussels sprouts, whats that all about,vegetable stink bombs,there wrong just wrong

[andy05]

THE POSTMAN!:D
in your dreams son

[dave p hall]

'donner meat' keeps you awake as i found out at bury on friday night :mad:

you should have got a slush pupie:p like me matey when we was in takeway:rolleyes: cools the guts down a treat:wtf: healthy eating sausages,they have no taste what so ever:( in fact what is the point of any healthy eating food:confused: it all tastes crap:mad: just eat fatty foods in moderation;)

[xx4-nutter]

you should have got a slush pupie:p like me matey when we was in takeway:rolleyes: cools the guts down a treat:wtf: healthy eating sausages,they have no taste what so ever:( in fact what is the point of any healthy eating food:confused: it all tastes crap:mad: just eat fatty foods in moderation;)



hahaha well in dave.... my fooking hero ! lmao:D ... btw dave that slush puppie was like a shot glass size lol

[rcracer]

slush puppie my arse..:mad: .....:D

[bert digler]

slush puppie my arse..:mad: .....:D

doner kebab is the most pointless food ever it only taste nice when your leatherd and usually ends up in your neighbours privet :D

[dave p hall]

hahaha well in dave.... my fooking hero ! lmao:D ... btw dave that slush puppie was like a shot glass size lol

your right matey,me slush puppie was on the small side:( i'll take me own pint glass next time:rolleyes: that stuff is corking:p i think your old man was gagging for the stuff:wtf: he's just shy:rolleyes:

[dave p hall]

slush puppie my arse..:mad: .....:D

what ever turns you on matey:D every one to there own,as they say:wtf:

[xx4-nutter]

hahaha top banana ! pint glass of slush puppie.... add some vodka or wiskey then its a real mans drink/food. lol :D

Garry D.

[dave p hall]

hahaha top banana ! pint glass of slush puppie.... add some vodka or wiskey then its a real mans drink/food. lol :D

Garry D.

don't tease me:rolleyes:

[xx4-nutter]

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Northy]

Humas - chicken's puke more like :o

Piccalilli - like the mustard style poo you get in kids nappies :eh?:

G

[b4rs]

sorry for this being late like, but wots the f**king point in quorn????

if your such a vegi, then you shouldnt want to eat a meat substitute???