Awesome car for sale on ebay!

[jono83]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2001-CITROEN-SAXO-VTR-BLUE-modified_W0QQitemZ230454484632QQcmdZViewItemQQptZA utomobiles_UK?hash=item35a8285e98


just read the advert he really sells it well

[c0sie]

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear :(

[jono83]

i can jus imagine him sitting infront of his stolen lap top in burberry writing this advert. i dont think one word is spelt correctly lol.

i think we should give him some stick i am gonna click the ask the seller a question button haha

[bodgit]

http://shop.ebay.co.uk/i.html?_trkparms=65%253A12%257C66%253A2%257C39%253 A1%257C72%253A2471&_nkw=saxo%20vtr%20alloys&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_pgn=3


just read the advert he really sells it well

The link sends me to a page with wheels and cars. Have you got the specific advert number

[tc3team]

when i clicked on it, it was the top advert.

Blue "saxo" - if you could call it one with whats been done to it :D

[jimmy]

I had to search for which one they meant also, this one (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2001-CITROEN-SAXO-VTR-BLUE-modified_W0QQitemZ230454484632QQcmdZViewItemQQptZA utomobiles_UK?hash=item35a8285e98)

[jono83]

i have edited the original link now.... yeah thats the one i meant jimmy

[Bungleaio]

A sad reflection of the txt spk generation.

[bodgit]

So he did not see a 25x8 ft hole which took the bodykit off (must have been nodding to his d+b) which was then repaired by the "clames" people who put it back together better than before but it "dunt" look as good as it did. what did he do drive down it again??? It looks a wreck but its got 2 crackheads bidding on it.

[jono83]

i know i almost thought it was a piss take

[deepdale11]

LOL....that is funny, best bit is "no log book" who is going to buy it with no log book!!

[Richard Lowe]

I like this...


good points
big boo


:lol:

[JonMack]

Can someone translate this for me:

"the power cap anps ant with the car but i will but a amp an sud in the car "

[espana]

was bored house-sitting,so went to public phone here in spain and phoned luke.asked him if the cat d "hurricane" did any more damage to his car or his house.and that "hurricane must have been a bad 1 to hide his car in an hole.was there a prob with interior lights,as he had replaced it with a "neon" one.did he have a airhorn fitted,as the car had a "big boo".did his "rear disk" play 45 & 33 records.when he turned the steering,were his balls knocking all the time.was it possible he could just turn the "airbag light" off.was there any panel that did not have a "crack" on it.then asked him if he would take 1500 cash,which he replied "ye yoof".then i explained he could not take a buy it now price after he had recieved a bid."that made him think".i still had 1euro 28cents left,so asked him if he would take a scania turbo in part-chop.but before he could reply,i told him that the turbo had been changed from a constant velosity to a screw.(that was head scratching i am sure)his reply was,"iyl let biddin run yoof.:woot:

[jono83]

Awesome lol

[littlened]

" px or swap renult 5 gt or any turbo "

I've not seen a renault 5 turbo for ages, and assuming he finds someone with one, they're practically classics and worth more than some heap of crap saxo! :D

[Spoolio]

Can someone translate this for me:

"the power cap anps ant with the car but i will but a amp an sud in the car "

I do believe in the Queens English it should probably say:

The power capacitor [I have no fookin idea what "anps" are - I thought it was amps but not sure it then makes sense] aren't with the car but I will put an amplifier and sub-woofer in the car.

Nice to see he got good value for money out of his schooling.

[Spoolio]

" px...........any turbo "

My mate at work has a turbo in his lockup - no car mind, just a turbo. I think he'd want this pleb to pay some cash too though :lol:.

[Huckster522]

These are the bits that made me snigger.

good points

17 inch rim tsw 600 brand new last feb

bad points
alloys skuffed

Just love the contradictions, or should that be

contra DICK ions.

[jim76]

it's not Stampy selling this is it?

[traffman]

The only turbo id let him loose with would be a dyson.

[mikerobinson83]

" px or swap renult 5 gt or any turbo "

I've not seen a renault 5 turbo for ages, and assuming he finds someone with one, they're practically classics and worth more than some heap of crap saxo! :D

i have a renault 11 turbo and am a member of rtoc (renault turbo owners club) there are a few r5 gt turbos left and a really bad one sells for over a grand and a good standard example could even fetch 4 or 5 grand and if you have mega bucks there is a highly modified drag renault 5 that runs a 11 sec quarter mile for 10k+

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iVrc6iCUsI

both these cars run have run a 11 sec quarter mile,the red one is up for sale now.

[Spoolio]

Awww, it's gone :cry: