Aren't maggots ace.....

[telboy]

Last night me and the missus thought, 'sod cooking we'll go and get something quick to do from the supermarket'

So we went down to tesco's and purchased one of their lovely pre-cooked hot chickens, and some 'slap in the microwave' veg and mash.

Got home started to cut through the chicken, only to see two maggots in the carcas of the chicken.

hmmmm, nice.:eh?:

needless to say we didn't feel like havingthe chicken after that.

[rcracer]

Every little helps Tel :D.....seriously i hope to took it back and raised the roof ..

[VintageRacer]

Dead, cooked, maggots presumably? Not that it makes it acceptable, just trying to figure out, at what stage the maggots got there.

I got a bag of prepared salad with a dead moth in from Tesco once. Annoyingly I didn't notice it until after I opened it. As it was I took it back. I was asked if I wanted a replacement, I replied, "At the very least!". I got £10 vouchers as well. If I hadn't opened the packet I might have hung out for more, but I didn't have proof that it was there when I bought it.

[bondy]

Every little helps Tel :D.....seriously i hope to took it back and raised the roof ..


Probably more nutrition in those two maggots than a chicken anyway !! Probably charge you extra for that !!!

[Northy]

If a moggot is dropped from a great height will it die? :confused:

G

[RLGfx]

If a moggot is dropped from a great height will it die? :confused:

G

is this inside the chicken or not?




here we go again!:rolleyes:

[Hog]

If a moggot is dropped from a great height will it die? :confused:

G


What's a moggot? :eh?:

[Northy]

It's a cross between a cat and a maggot, it's a very strange creature indeed.
I like them.

G

[Hog]

Ah okay - thanks for clearing that up for me. I knew I should have paid more attention in biology classes.

[rcracer]

If a moggot is dropped from a great height will it die? :confused:

G

if it is a very great height it will have time to turn into a fly so in theory no it wont die :p

[Gaz_Stanton]

It's a cross between a cat and a maggot, it's a very strange creature indeed.
I like them.

G

so it will land on it's feet if dropped from a great height...

[RLGfx]

only if it's not dead...

[MK999]

and it would have to have feet too, maggots don't

[Chris Green]

Moggots have feet though.

[RLGfx]

they're great for bait when you go seafishing for dogfish...

[telboy]

They were cooked, and inside the chicken. so obviously, you couldn't notice 'em until yu cut the chicken up.

We were gonna take it back to tesco, but then the missus called enviro' health, they're now examining it at great depth.

They've obviously got there in the warehouse before being cooked, so it makes you wonder how many more have them in.:o

G, you're ace.:cool:.....

.....moggot, cat and maggot.:D

[James]

go to a good butchers and get proper 'grub' instead (:D:D) and stop those pesky supermarkets screwing us farmers..

Did you know the biggest pre-prepared sandwich (and similar stuff) factory in europe is 2 min from the worksop indoors track? they make 1,000,000 sandwiches/week, law of averages says theres gotta be a few dodgy ones :wtf:

[telboy]

its not your farm that supply tesco chickens is it james?:D:rolleyes:

Off topic, where the outdoor track at blyth?

[DCM]

enviromental health should have a hey day with the store then.... as in theory, before the chicken is stuck on the rotiserie, it should be rinsed out, unless it comes pre-packaged ready to cook.... doh....

[b4rs]

It's a cross between a cat and a maggot, it's a very strange creature indeed.
I like them.

G
absolutly laffing my bloody arse of at tht comeback, legend northy!!

[b4rs]

id laff if mr tel is on the news tommorow and they have to give a statement lol, would make me laff.

dont think im eva gonna get a chicken from tesco agen, was is a pre heatged one from the deli or frozen?

[telboy]

it was off their pre-cooked hot deli section.
Don't think we'll be on the news. lol

enviro health have it now. prodding it with a long stick.:D

[James]

its not your farm that supply tesco chickens is it james?:D:rolleyes:

Off topic, where the outdoor track at blyth?

Don't joke with things like that, H5N1 and all that!

No we dont have any livestock just crops, our main crop goes to supply Black Sheep Beer! mmm Golden Sheep's my favourite dont take that the wrong way, also Ryvita, Numerous Whisky Dystilleries, M&S, Morrisons, Walkers Crisps and few others with spuds, carrots and leeks, Boots with pharmaceuical crops, Deli's with food oils, and randomly industrial hemp which is used for unsulation in all 5 series BMW's! And assorted random crops that people want from time to time...

Anyway, Coordinates for Blyth are:
53.22.06.10 N and 1.00.00.00 W
Check it on google earth but shots are way out of date now...

[telboy]

haha, hmm, so you like golden sheep then james.;) I'll keep it quiet. lol

i was just making sure that i wasn't insulting you, wasn't intentional..as you'll no doubt know.

...but I'd keep the sheep thing to yourself....don't tell anyone on here will you?:D


just tied those co-ordinates, and it puts me in the middle of some woods. this right?

[James]

?? shouldnt be in a wood!

try this multimap link...

http://www.multimap.com/maps/?hloc=GB|dn22%208nx#t=l&map=53.36828,-1.03294|18|8&loc=GB:53.37433:-1.01323:15|dn22%208nx|DN22%208NX


might be able to make out the track, zoom out and you will see 'Torworth' village to the east, search for that on googe earth and you should be able to match them up