3 pet hates

[Big G]

I think i'm getting old now as little things just hit a nerve with me lately.
Here are my 3 pet hates.

1) people driving with fog lights on sometimes even in the day and certainly not when it's foggy

2) idiotic double barrelled names. like Mrs Jones-Smith. I work for mail order so see a lot of these go through the system.

3) very illegal personalised number plates. I seem to have an ANPR system built into my head which spots them lol. AN03 EWM in the wrong font incorrectly spaced reads ANDREW M...

[styleone]

I think i'm getting old now as little things just hit a nerve with me lately.
Here are my 3 pet hates.

1) people driving with fog lights on sometimes even in the day and certainly not when it's foggy

2) idiotic double barrelled names. like Mrs Jones-Smith. I work for mail order so see a lot of these go through the system.

3) very illegal personalised number plates. I seem to have an ANPR system built into my head which spots them lol. AN03 EWM in the wrong font incorrectly spaced reads ANDREW M...

Brilliant mate, your not getting old as I couldnt agree more with your pet hates....how bout these ones?

1) People who wear sun glasses in doors, especially in clubs and pubs!
2) Car stickers that say 'Princess on board'
3) People who's voices go up in tone at the end of a line as if they are asking a question every time they speak lol

Putting it all in perspective though...I did actually see a book in Waterstones that was titled '1000 Things that boil my blood' :lol: brilliant

[Big G]

oh also. the amount of people I see wrongly parked is amazing. At Aldi you can put money on people being in the disabled or mother and toddler bays and the normal spaces are metres away!

and at our morrisons people sit in their 4x4's waiting on the double lines outside the store doors when there are hundreds of spaces again metres away. grrr.

[Jamie.T]

Couldnt agree more about people with no children parking in the parent and baby section.

We have a small child and need to open the doors quite wide on the MPV to get her out and end up parking in the normal spaces which are waaaay too small.

If i see someone without a child in these spaces i get quite vocal about it too.lol

[c0sie]

1/ People who drive transit vans/lorries/Land Rovers/Range Rovers/company cars (etc) and feel it is there god given right to give me shit because my car is smaller than theirs.

2/ People who put their kids into these ridiculously messed up pagent thingys (off of America?)

3/ The deaf man who lives in the flat above me watching porn during the day with the volume loud enough that he can hear it...and most of the neighbourhood (true story).

[Pops]

Really glad i spotted the BABY ON BOARD badge as i was just going to try and kill you with my transit van(especially you chris!):woot:For f---s sake!!

[cmgreen]

1. Stupid people
2. Very Stupid people
3. Extreamely Stupid people

[bodgit]

My wife
1 nag
2 nag
3 nag

[Chrislong]

Agree with all/most of the above.

1) Child on Board..... yet you pulled out on me and your driving like a retard.

2) Mini Roundabouts. Especially people who give way to every single thing around, and then pull out on the one thing he SHOULD have given way too (and that victim is usually me, as I rarely hesitate if there's a gap).

3) Traffic lights on left turn filter lanes. Asif we are unable to use our friggin' eyes and look for a gap. Making me stop for no good reason is wasting my fuel, and don't get me wrong, im all for safety but this is ridiculous. Maybe the red light should have a sign "If your unable to make a safe judgement, please check light (red = stop), otherwise giveway and go when safe to do so".

[c0sie]

Agree with all/most of the above.

1) Child on Board..... yet you pulled out on me and your driving like a retard.

2) Mini Roundabouts. Especially people who give way to every single thing around, and then pull out on the one thing he SHOULD have given way too (and that victim is usually me, as I rarely hesitate if there's a gap).

3) Traffic lights on left turn filter lanes. Asif we are unable to use our friggin' eyes and look for a gap. Making me stop for no good reason is wasting my fuel, and don't get me wrong, im all for safety but this is ridiculous. Maybe the red light should have a sign "If your unable to make a safe judgement, please check light (red = stop), otherwise giveway and go when safe to do so".

:woot: @ all 3

[Balders]

Parents who smoke in the car with their kids in the back..

ok its only one but its 3 times annoying..

[MatJohnson]

Girls who have "babe on board" signs when they are clearly fat birds

[jmke]

1. Stupid people
2. Very Stupid people
3. Extreamly Stupid people

nice how you did number 3 there on purpose :thumbsup:

[MikePimlott]

1) Bosses.

2) Wives

3) Green peace people who ask you to fill out a 300 page questionaire on saving trees.

My list could go on for Ages but it would piss loads off.

[mattb]

1) Bosses.

2) Wives

3) Green peace people who ask you to fill out a 300 page questionaire on saving trees.

My list could go on for Ages but it would piss loads off.

Mine are 1 ansmann drivers
2 short people
3 volkswagon drivers

[budgio]

1. Beetroot
2. Virgin Media Indian? call centres
3. Dogshit on the kids shoes, although quite funny on others

[The Chef]

1. People who park in disabled spaces.
2. People who give my wife shit for parking in a disabled spaces because she is young and you wouldn't know she's a Double amputee when she has trousers on, she walks so well.
3. People who ride on disabled scooters at theme parks just because they are obese.

4. Aubergines

[Nas]

Ansmann
Nitrotek
people who crash into me in rc race's !!

lol

:thumbsup::thumbsup:

[Rebelrc]

1. Dole scroungers ( by this I mean healthy fit people that can't be bothered)
2. iPhone 4" failed to send text " message (just send it when you get reception like normal phones grrrr)
3. Alphabet spagetti ( should be called letter spagetti cause not once has it come out of the tin in order):)

[neiloliver]

1. People who drop Litter
2. People at our club who give me sh1t for listening to Radio 4
3. Twisted leg Jeans.. I mean who the hell invented those things?

[Gareth J]

1. iFads (how people go crazy over anything apple when they are just the same as anything else on the market.)
2.People parking in disabled spaces when they arent disabled
3. People who ask " what does this model do" when they have the rule book infront of them! ( I work at a warhammery type shop)

[c0sie]

My list could go on for Ages but it would piss loads off.

All the more reason to continue :) Its not offensive if the majority laugh with you (apparently) :)

...

4/ People who play with Warhammer *chuckle*

5/ People who bought an iPad2 after owning an iPad1 and genuinely believe that they need whatever updates/upgrades the 2 has over the 1 even though all they do is play Angry Birds, read the news and look at oOple on it.

6/ Thin people in gyms who look at the fat sweaty person on the treadmill with that look of "wow, hes fat, fatty ought to lose some weight and do some exercise"..

[Chrislong]

4) Badly synchronized traffic lights. Your encouraging me to drag race, because otherwise im sat at another red light for the next 5 minutes only 50yds ahead of where I last wasted 5 minutes... therefore im flooring it before it changes.

5) People who sit in right turn filter lanes, waiting for the filter light on the lights. The lights are on green and there is a gap, you don't need the additional green arrow to confirm that gap.... GOOOOOO!

[4_cell_racer]

1) having to walk to the other end of our new tesco to get a trolley for the kids when the parent/child bays are complete opposite end! Yet right opposite the bays we park in, there are tons of normal trollies!

2) someone pulling out of a side street right in front of you then making a right turn at the next street and holding every fecker up!

3) our postie who has not learnt how to close gates, 3 times he's broken ours now

4) people who diss Ansmann :p

[c0sie]

7/ ANYONE who bought the Cher Lloyd -Swagger (bloody) Jagger single and helped it get to number 1.

8/ Anyone who buys this year's X Factor single and helps that get to number 1.

9/ Any newspaper/magazine that continues to publish any form of "news" about Katie Price (closely followed by every other pathetic Z-list botoxed fake-tanned bleach-blonde legs-a-kimbo dipshit) therefore continuing to make her (them) think that the majority of the UK actually care.

15 days without smoking, this thread is proving most theraputic!

[c0sie]

10/ Aled Hayden-Jones off of the Chris Moyles show.

11/ Mushrooms.

12/ The RDS on my car stereo kicking in and scanning for a better frequency just as something life changingly important is about to be said on the radio!

[Gareth J]

All the more reason to continue :) Its not offensive if the majority laugh with you (apparently) :)

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4/ People who play with Warhammer *chuckle*



guilty as charged!

[bodgit]

Rant at the trading section

People who use oople soley to sell stuff

People who post "wanted cheap as poss" with no ball park figure

People who post in wanted then never bother to reply to pm,s

[Big G]

Open to offers ads and when you put in an offer (which you think is resonable) you get told not to be so stupid "mate"

[Dombrasky]

1/ cars pulling out on me all the time (small car syndrome @cosie)

2/ motorway middle lane hogs -when theres nothing in the left lane

3/ Recorded message calls on my home phone

[Rebelrc]

4. Bald men infront of you in the barbers
5. Rc drivers that don't move over when being lapped!
6. New plumbing fittings that leak.... How can coke make millions of bottles for pence that don't leak and the expert plumbing manufacturers charge £8 for a S trap that P*ss's out:(

[JonyNitro]

1)People at Roundabouts/gyratory systems
2) people on Mobile scooters Smoking!!
3) people on race rostroms you know what I mean

I could go on and on

[c0sie]

13/ Women who say that giving birth is the most painful experience ever.
I have never asked to be kicked in the nuts a second time, but I see many women with more than one child (and no C-S scar...) :confused:

14/ Dogs that get all funny and agressive when you blow into their faces, yet very often stick their heads out of car windows during long drives :confused:

There must be more, but my mind has drawn a blank...

[Chrislong]

6) Forums..... When someone starts a thread needing a difinitive answer, and somebody posts with "I think....", providing a guess. End result is a thread of posts with no difinitive answer, just adds to confusion. I stay away from all forums axcept this one.

7) Supermarkets, the isles can be 20ft wide yet the woman with 3 kids and no control still manages to own the whole isle!

8) Supermarket Car Parks. I park miles away on my own so not to get car dinged by a careless door opener - I come back and my car is surrounded by cars!! Usually so close im climbing in through the boot!

9) People at work coming to talk about work during my break. Yet during their break if I accidentally decide to get even for you interupting mine, your an abrupt a-hole - so don't be suprised if im more 'off' next time you interupt mine... I have to leave the building during dinners otherwise I get found in canteen. aaaaaah, it'll wait!

[ashleyb4]

1. People who go in the right lane at a roundabout and go straight on...

2. When your driving along in the right hand lane of a duel caridgeway at say 85 and someone pulls out of the left hand lane infront of you to overtake a lorry at 57 mph meaning i have to sit on them. Great way to save fuel that is could of just waited for me to go past then gone or atleast do the speed limit.

3. People who smash up the club.

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[ben]

3. Extreamely Stupid people

My pet hate

1. People who cant spell....

[ben]

14/ Dogs that get all funny and agressive when you blow into their faces, yet very often stick their heads out of car windows during long drives :confused:

Maybe it's your breath?

[stoff]

1. ITV Sports coverage.
2. People who talk really loud on the phone.
3. Facebook attention whores.

[daz]

1. People who go in the right lane at a roundabout and go straight on...


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Ive been on plenty of roundabouts, where you have to be in the righthand lane to go straight on.

[stoff]

Ive been on plenty of roundabouts, where you have to be in the righthand lane to go straight on.

It's the racing line!

[Timee80]

1- old people that moan about the same things every day to the same people
2- people using "of" instead of "have" in their sentences
3- Partners asking what time you got in last night when you know full well she was really awake when you got in and knows the exact time to the second!!!

[mdb_75]

1. Wagon R's doing 40mph everywhere.

2. People saying nothink instead of nothing.

3. Rear foglights left on all the time.

[B&H Racing]

1. Sticking your Hazard Warning lights on does not mean you can park whever you bloody want !

2. Americans on Holiday !
Americans in America= really nice people
Americans on holiday = Look at me I've got a passport and I know how to use it. I will now be as loud and obnoxious as I can

3. Celery

[daz]

1. Folk who put items for sale with a I will post pictures later message.(why dont you do it at the same time????????)

2. Gingers who insist the are strawberry blonde.

3. Gays who consistantly lie about there sexuality. Its ok being gay, just ask Col.

[ashleyb4]

Unless road marking instruct you otherwise...

Ive been on plenty of roundabouts, where you have to be in the righthand lane to go straight on.

[MikePimlott]

3- Partners asking what time you got in last night when you know full well she was really awake when you got in and knows the exact time to the second!!!

:woot:

Been there.

[The Chef]

Being quizzed about what is a Verga? When she's had a little snoop on here after me leaving i open :) And how much do they cost? And why do you want one.

She was actually enquiring about the Vega I'm looking at.

My response was you can't price happiness and don't ask about what you can't possibly understand:p:p:p

[pugboy]

1. People that think a conversation merely involves a series of boasts about how good they are at everything.

2. People who 'it's always someone else's fault' that they didn't set tq that round.

3. People who constantly update facebook with innane shite

4. Selfish folk with kids who can't park further from the store so I can have their extra wide 'parent and child' space and not get my door banged! They are just young, not disabled!

[craigosh]

1. Joggers waiting to cross the road at a junction giving me evils because I have made them break their cadence as I turn in to it! I always worry I'm going to run one over one of these days when they decide they cant wait 2 seconds for me to make the turn!

2. Scals/Chavs walking round town with their hands down their pants. If it's itchy lad go get it checked out. No actually don't! Hopefully it will fall off and you can't breed. The temptation to kick em in the nuts is so strong sometimes :D

3. General public questioning me why I'm photographing a building. Especially the ones who ask if I have permission! Why is it any of your business? I must look like a terrorist haha :D

[stox217]

1. Some forien drivers!
2. Chav's driving nearly wrote both of my mini's off due to them.
3. Mini's lack of 5th gear ;)!

[petemid8]

1. People who talk on the phone before during and after ordering at Subway. I don't want to listen to your pointless drivel. Ever.

2. Charity bags that are constantly stuffed through my letterbox which if you do actually put anything in they fail to collect on the stated day.

3. The price of taxis.

[daz]

1. People who talk on the phone before during and after ordering at Subway. I don't want to listen to your pointless drivel. Ever. Dont listen to them then.

2. Charity bags that are constantly stuffed through my letterbox which if you do actually put anything in they fail to collect on the stated day.
Throw them in the bin.
3. The price of taxis.
Walk.
There you go i resolved your pointless wingeing:p

[daz]

1. Some forien drivers!
2. Chav's driving nearly wrote both of my mini's off due to them.
3. Mini's lack of 5th gear ;)!
Dont own a mini, then job done. :p

[budfish]

1.all ginger people. they are just to angry because they have spent their life indoors to avoid burnt skin even on a winters day!!!

2.ladies time of the month!!

3.anyone who disagrees with me!!!!!

[coleman758]

1. People who find the need to stupidly jump over cars when marshaling! (Im just waiting for someone to jump on a car....

2. People blowing on food!

3. people dragging there feet!

[bodgit]

Sky tv for nicking half of F1 coverage
the bbc for sellng it to them
Itv for not keeping it, even though I hated the ad breaks

[Alfie]

13/ Women who say that giving birth is the most painful experience ever.
I have never asked to be kicked in the nuts a second time, but I see many women with more than one child (and no C-S scar...) :confused:

14/ Dogs that get all funny and agressive when you blow into their faces, yet very often stick their heads out of car windows during long drives :confused:

There must be more, but my mind has drawn a blank...



HA HA HA @ number 14

[rondoolaa]

mine are all to do with driving, and i hate them with a vengence,

1, people that drive in front of you on a clear day with their fog lights on.

2, people whom you flash your lights at so they can come out of a junction and join your road but even though you flash from a fair distance which will give them ample time to join the road they will sit there and not move until you come to a complete standstill,

3, people that drive around in £40.000 cars doing 20mph when they could do that in a heap of rust and let me have their powerful cars..

thats that lot off my chest, lol

[teamorsum96]

1. people that drop rubbish even tho the bin is next to them ( barry boys in there wanabe boy race cars) yes you!!:thumbdown:

2. young kids swearing like its hard, all it proves is your as dumb as a spoon.:thumbdown:

3.and finally the tango women look, you no the type. the 1 that as 15shades of orange on there fake tans,and then they think there so beautiful. all i can say is get a tan, not a tango tan.

[beckybean66]

1. Any kind of child abuse.. Yer i know its somthing that ALOT of you will hate but its really is just plain wrong and the people that do it should be tortured for life

2. gypsies/travlers.. the ones that will arrive on a field at the back of your house, send their kids off to steal things from your garden and kick your dogs lol, then leave all their rubbish behind for everyone else to clear up

3. posers.. the guys and girls that go round looking plastic thinking they are gods and everyone loves them, bopping in their sheds/cars that mummy and daddy bought them for washing a plate one xmas when they were 10,, please, just crash your shed and let the wreck scrape atlease SOME of the make up off your faces lol

[SlowOne]

People who can't distinguish between 'their', 'there' and 'they're'.

Any error message from Microsoft, as they are all useless!

Politicians who, instead of just thinking to themselves that we are stupid, rub it in our faces by releasing something that anyone with a brain could see was obvious, and is usually obviously wrong!

Any of those "research says..." items released by people with a Masters degree in the Bleeding Obvious awarded by the University of Absolutely Nowhere. (And are often later proved to be wrong!)

People who can't count to three!!!! :lol:

[jon kedge]

Mine are

1 People who slam car doors
2 Not putting things in the bin
3 People who can't be bothered to look for work.

[Col]

1. People asking for paypal gift...

2. People not bothering with photo's in their forsale ads...

3. People who are too dumb to know what a prefix is...


hint hint all:thumbsup: