Car Acronyms
 

FIAT
Fix It Again Tomorrow
Failed Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It Again, Tony!
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation

LOTUS
Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious

Car Acronyms

Her indoors has the 1st one above :)

And I have a VW: Virtually Worthless :woot:

and some for those Ferrari owners amongst us;)

Ferrari:
Fixed Every Road Race And Rarely Inovates
Freakin Engine Rarely Runs, Always Rattling Internals
Fails Every Road Race And Randomly Incinerates
****ed Every Road Race And Redlines Incessently
Failing Engine, Randomly Rattles, Always Rattling Internals
Found (in) Every Red Racecar A Retarded Italian
Found (in) Every Red Racecar A Rich Italian
Fabulous Engine Red Rocket Always Redlines Insanely
Fabulous Engine Red Rocket Accelerates Really Insanely

FIAT
fuc-ed in a tick
FORD
fix or repair daily:woot:

i got one for bmw but i dont think i should say it as i might offend someone

Audi
 

Dont worry all the COCKS are driving Audi's now !!!! :p

i no what the one cwilson is on about, and it is seriously rude.;)

my favorite has always been subaru which when spelt backwards is u r a bus :thumbsup:

Fuc*ed
On
Race
Day

Virgins
Only
Love
Volvo
Owners.

No
Soding
Use

[quote=strobe;190359]Fuc*ed
On
Race
Day

Been there done that:cry:

would that be
BMW
black mans wi--y

you are correct:thumbsup:

Fiat - fix it another time.
Honda - had one never did again

FORD= Found On Road Dead

Sheesh,you lot are all so negative,if you can do better than the big car makers,now`s yer chance,they are all nearly bust.Get building new reliable cars that people want to buy and you are onto a winner.

SAAB- Solid As A Bus :D

FORD....

Found on road dead
Fix or repair daily
First on race day
Fu**ing old re-modled' dodge

:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

Renault
Retarded Engine, No Acceleration, Ugly Lump of Trash
Saab
Swedish Automobile - Always Broken


Anyone seen one for Vauxhall??

One I heard years ago that still makes me laugh is;

vw POLO

Pants Off, Legs Open.

I like the Lotus one best though.