Interview with Lee-Mag Farrer
TV superstar - tell us the story of how you came to be famous on the television.
The Eurosport one? Well, I was drunk and it was Tour-de-France, the company that we're working for is an Australian firm so they had some Aussies over with a big blow up kangaroo. They were trying to get it on tv but didn't succeed, so I took control of it. There was a road open near where the start line was, so I hopped up on the back of this 6ft kangaroo and pulled up next to a Ferrari at traffic lights and gave 'the look' of wanting to race, and I didn't realise it at the time but I was on TV from a film crew in a helicopter.
Speaking of telly, which is your favourite tellytubby?
The red one - Po isn't it?
How come no-one saw you at Stotfold national?
Cos I had to hire someone to put the tape on Northys car - I wasn't actually there, but it was my tape that got lost.
Or any other event this year for that matter?
I went to Blyth regional, and people saw me there. We tied ben up with gaffa tape, we didnt lose any tape at Blyth though.
Did you find your gaffer tape?
Northy has it but won't give it back, I think he's holding it to ransom.
What's the food like in Monaco?
Is it true you now follow a liquid diet?
Everything is really expensive, you can't go out without spending £300. Even McDonalds? I don't really go there. The liquid diet is my preferred option, although you can pay 30 quid for a drink over there. In one bar there were blokes spraying girls with £24,000 bottles of Crystal champagne.
Do you think it's true that some people have more money than sense?
Yeah!
Do you have any sense?
I have sense when I want to have sense, most of the time I don't. Well it just depends if Chazz is watching. Darren finds me amusing so it's ok.
Where are Stu's losi shocks?
I swapped him a set of tyres at a rally-cross meeting for those!
How would you rate the hire cars over here in Spain? How does it compare to your usual choice of transport?
Err, well the hire cars over here are poor in general, I find the handbrake cable to be particularly weak. It struggled with the mountains, carried a lot of corner speed though, Ellis can vouch for that. DC was scared, and it was the quietest Little Ben has ever been.
How much Spanish have you learnt in preparation for your trip here?
I know how to call a waiter, and I can say Hello. Hello is English. Yeah, but Hola, sorry, I didnt want to confuse you, didn't know whether you were fluent.
What is your favourite pizza topping?
Ham and oranges.
Do you think you are in with a chance of winning this event?
If I go faster than everyone, and I don't crash - and they do, then I might TQ the event, but I don't know about winning.
Now for some more serious racing questions - what were your first impressions of the facilities here in Bilbao?
The track facilities are pretty cool, the track looks good, it's quite good to drive. Bilbao isn't quite up to scratch though, they haven't finished building it yet, Bilbao is like a spanish Beiruit.
Does it disturb you at all that the building of bilbao hasn't quite reached completion yet?
I think they do build it up, but people keep blowing it up as well which doesn't help, and it probably annoys them. It's like when you were little and you built a lego house or garage, then your little brother came and kicked it over, probably the same level of frustration.
You have already TQ'd the event in the chassis breaking department - do you feel it would be wise to quit whilst you're ahead, or are you going to persevere?
I'm going to persevere. I'd like to do the double but I've only got one chassis for 4wd.
What is your favourite tyre?
I would say J Concepts double dees - yeah baby.
Can you offer some of the less talented drivers any useful tips for navigating this track?
Go big or go home.
What is your Spanish name?
Hector Flamingo.
Are you going to write a book about your adventures and experiences?
Yes, I think I will, just to please Darren. If he can fund it, I'll give him the first copy as well, signed
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