Is it wrong to......

[telboy]

The kids have a bit of a fad around our neighbourhood at the mo', of using peoples gardens as a 'short cut' and whilst they cross your garden, kick a few things in as they go.:thumbdown:

What I want to know is, would you consider it wrong to carefully place a couple of kids buckets full of water behind the shed?
They have to run round the shed to get through the gate to get off the garden.
So now, if they run round the shed they're gonna fall over the buckets, as you can't see them until the lat split second. Oh and I also cable tied the gate shut so now they've got to climb over it.:)

..no longer the 'quick route':D:p

Is this wrong?

I don't think so.:D

[GRIFF55]

Nope. we used to have someone who kept throwing our advertising signs in the hedge every night. So, a little coat of tar on the back later and hey presto, signs still there but with hand prints all over the back!!
Someone had dirty clothes;):thumbsup:

[bodgit]

hell yes its wrong ....... its too kind

smear some dog crap on top of the gate ,, they wont climb over it again

[Alfonzo]

Next time they come through, is it wrong to run outside in your birthday suit screaming like a mad man swinging a baseball bat? Yes - of course it is. But It'd be damn funny.

[James]

yeh good idea, anything like that but dont injure them .... its war.. :wtf:

[racingdwarf]

unfrendly dog, soon stops that sorta thing...

[James]

or friendly dog, depending on how big it is :woot:

[bodgit]

or just get a rottwieller from a rescue centre for a couple of nights leave it outside in the garden
job done
return the dog to centre

[telboy]

Thing is the walls are only 1ft high (which is why they run across) so the dog may escape and terrorise the neighbourhood.:D:p

But being 'kids buckets' I can say that my daughter left them there, rather than myself putting them there in vengance.:thumbsup: So the chav parents wont come and burn my car...mind you, that may do me a favour!:)


I'm just sat waiting for the crash and the swearing!

[David Church]

Tel you are spot on!!!!:thumbsup: F the little B ~tUa&£ (#@~tUa&£) ards They desreve to trip over the buckets full of whatever you decide!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nice 1 dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup :

[Alfonzo]

Keep us updated - I'm looking forward to this :thumbsup:

[Crazy L]

This may be a little overboard but how about a hole in the ground covered with foliage, under which lies wooden stakes pile driven into the ground, they wont be running across again.:o

[David Church]

Have you caught them yet????????????

[bigred5765]

fill them with pee,

[DCM]

due to the H&S people, oh, and human rights, you can't use anything that is made to deliberatley hurt someone... but you can always just leave things 'laying round' that the little twats can fall over and hurt themselves with.....

[MK999]

A series of rakes ! Comedy classic :thumbsup:

[josh_smaxx]

Replace your grass with green, steel needles and make them take their shoes off before entering :thumbsup:

Good on ya, although i dont think id have stopped with buckets full of water ;)

[Garry Driffill]

A series of rakes ! Comedy classic :thumbsup:

:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

[blitzboy]

tel can t ya wire up ya camera to get some action piccys and whilst your at it put vinigar in the water too that ll keep the chav s away lmao hahahahaahha

[_sleigh_]

If you mix soap with the water that'll keep 99.99% of chavs at bay.

[savageman25]

put some trip wire round your shed which once triggered drops wet and gloopy dog s""t over the little b!"£$%ds lol

[Nige55]

could a neck-high line of chicken wire be passed of as a clothes line in a court of justice ? jus sayin, hee hee.......

[Nige55]

If you mix soap with the water that'll keep 99.99% of chavs at bay.

:thumbsup:ha ha ! LMAO !

[savageman25]

....or just put some stinging nettles around the top part of yeh gate and spray them black so you cant see them in the dark

[rcracer]

just park a old nova at the end of your street that will keep them busy :woot:

[savageman25]

hahahahahahahahahahahahha

[Nige55]

when I was a kid, chavs used to climb over the fence, run thru the garden and cause havoc. He inlisted my help in nailing carpet 'grippa' (like a cheese grater) in sheets to the back of the fence. Heard a scream one night, and nothing after that. He's prolly' be sued thesedays. sigh.....

[MK999]

just park a old nova at the end of your street that will keep them busy :woot:

You assume no one on here would own a nova? :yawn: :p

[_sleigh_]

when I was a kid, chavs used to climb over the fence, run thru the garden and cause havoc. He inlisted my help in nailing carpet 'grippa' (like a cheese grater) in sheets to the back of the fence. Heard a scream one night, and nothing after that. He's prolly' be sued thesedays. sigh.....

Seen that done to stop cats and bird from sitting on fences.

[savageman25]

You assume no one on here would own a nova? :yawn: :p
wheres cwilson when you need him?
hes got a nova :thumbsup:

[MK999]

I recognise the name but not from here I don't think, he must be on PNG too :thumbsup:

[rcracer]

You assume no one on here would own a nova? :yawn: :p

No doubt there is :D chavs love them i was behind a group of them last week at Hull Fair and one was bragging how he did 80 in second in his mates nova :wtf:

[MK999]

Nova speed guages = awesome, to get done through a 30mph speed camera my guage has to be reading 45 :p

[Nige55]

Seen that done to stop cats and bird from sitting to fences.

yeah, but he drilled it to the back of the fence to make sure they couldn't let go. I'd plead in court for spiderman type pidgeons if it had come to that ! ;) Still, thanks for the tip, means it's still legit :D

[quincey]

my brother smeared cv grease and trial's bike airfilter oil(water proof) on top of his fence's to keep the kids from breaking into his garden and smashing up his greenhouse again.
the next day when he came home from work a women(benifit breader) knocked on his door demanding he pays for her kids new man u shirt as he's(my brother) ruined it with grease that dont come off.:eh?:.
my brother who isnt the nicest of people told her to go away(well he told me he used other word's).

my mate nailed trelice to the top of his fences using 6" nails nice!!!!!

[Nige55]

my brother smeared cv grease and trial's bike airfilter oil(water proof) on top of his fence's to keep the kids from breaking into his garden and smashing up his greenhouse again.
the next day when he came home from work a women(benifit breader) knocked on his door demanding he pays for her kids new man u shirt as he's(my brother) ruined it with grease that dont come off.:eh?:.
my brother who isnt the nicest of people told her to go away(well he told me he used other word's).

my mate nailed trelice to the top of his fences using 6" nails nice!!!!!

LOL @ benefit breeder :lol::lol: I been away a while, first time I heard that one, nice !

[ashleyb4]

Anti vandle paint nothing ileagal about that.

A

[jordi15]

............... Land mines! ...............

[showtime]

bear traps ;)

[savageman25]

im starting to feel sorry for the kids who cross telboys garden :(
NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
......i do wonder where some of you get your ideas from, brilliant ideas, just a bit strange:thumbsup:

[Mike Hudson]

im starting to feel sorry for the kids who cross telboys garden :(
NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
......i do wonder where some of you get your ideas from, brilliant ideas, just a bit strange:thumbsup:
we wonder where some of your ideas come from too :woot::p

[telboy]

fill them with pee,

Or I could empty the twin's nappies into the buckets, that'd be fun.

No one else ran across the garden last nite, but the trap is still set, so I'll let you all know if owt happens.:thumbsup:

[Oscar]

You could redecorate your house to look like a school (or a place of work for the older chavs), Its unlikely they would want to come near it then.......

[Lee]

Print off one of savagemans posts and pin it to the gate, by the time they have read it they will either be confused or think your a posh pikey and be bored or scared sh*tless.

[savageman25]

ACE!!!

[telboy]

I've just seen the little blighter walking round the streets, so we could be on for some action tonight!!:thumbsup:

Will keep you all posted.:D

[David Church]

I will be waiting to hear that some stupid chav has tripped ass over tit in your garden!!!:thumbsup:

[savageman25]

'ass over tit'? thats a new one lol

[ryan]

'ass over tit'? thats a new one lol

Not really :eh?:

[savageman25]

well its new to me lol
im slow

[bert digler]

about half a litre of diesel on the pathway mixed with water is the best it stinks but the little f*"ker will probably break his arm or better its like sheet ice but moe slippy:thumbsup:

[Nige55]

Thanks for the tip ! I'll be sure to log that in the anti-chav measures logbook. Cheers !

[savageman25]

or just sticky hot tar so when they step on to it they cant move, leave them there over night, thats after youve chucked ssome freezing ice cold water over them, that will teach them little buggers not to come back.

[Alfonzo]

I've got a Hot Air Balloon propane burner you can borrow. 3MW & 15ft long flame. Perhaps only if the nappy buckets fail to work :eh?::woot:

[Garry Driffill]

http://www.oople.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=139&pictureid=830

[Crazy L]

Quicksand, they'll never be seen again:thumbsup:

[savageman25]

http://www.oople.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=139&pictureid=830
brilliant:thumbsup::thumbsup::woot:

[Spencer Mulcahy]

Is there any way you can do accidental castration so they cant breed. Put a sign up pointing in the oposite direction.

FREE ROCKPORT BOOTS WHITE SOCKS (MUST BE TUCKED INTO SHINEY TRACKSUIT BOTTOMS) THIS WAY.

[MikePimlott]

The under age chavs will probably be smoking whilst loitering in your garden, So fill the buckets with petrol on the off chance you torch one of the bar-stewards

[bigred5765]

seems a shame to waste the petrol lmao.

[telboy]

No casualties yet.

Must have been to cold for 'em last night.


...although I did trip over them taking the bin out last night.:woot:

So they will be re-filled and placed back in line.

[MK999]

Friendly Fire ! :( :woot: