joke of the day!!

[Kopite]

She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and
a beautiful dress on sale in the second.

In the third everything had just been reduced to a fiver when her
mobile phone rang.

It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in
a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU.

The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that
she'd be there as soon as possible.

As she hung up she realised she was leaving what was shaping up to be
her best day ever in the shops.

She decided to get in a couple of more shops before heading to the
hospital.

She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with
a cup of coffee and a beautiful coffee slice complimentary of the last
shop.
She was jubilant.

Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to the
hospital.

She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her husband's
condition.

The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, 'You went ahead and finished
your shopping trip didn't you?! I hope you're proud of yourself! While
you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself in town, your
husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit!

It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it will be more
than likely the last shopping trip you ever take! For the rest of his
life he will require round the clock care. And you'll now be his
carer!'

The woman was feeling so guilty she broke down and sobbed.
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The lady doctor then chuckled and said, 'I'm just pulling your leg.
He's dead. Let's see what you bought?'