jokes !!!

Wraggy · #1 31-01-2008

Fred & Mary use a code for sex, the word is "washing machine."
That night in bed Fred whispers to Mary "washing machine." Mary says "not tonight dear i'm tired." 10 mins laters she feels guilty & says to Fred "washing machine." Fred replies, "too late, it was only a small load, so i did it by hand!".....

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"Thanks for listening ! , you've been a lovely audience "

Southwell · #2 31-01-2008

Bathy......

ben · #3 31-01-2008

Wraggy that is mint. Did you think of it? lol

ben

Wraggy · #4 31-01-2008

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Originally Posted by ben

Wraggy that is mint. Did you think of it? lol

ben

no mate i cant take the praise for that one ..

Belsten · #5 31-01-2008

A man donates blood after his wife is hurt badly in a car accident. A few weeks later they go through a really nasty divorce and he demands his blood back. She throws a used tampax in to his face and says "there you go you bastard, i'll pay you monthly"

Freakypen · #6 31-01-2008

63 Foreigners died this morning in Belfast. It was not a terrorist attack, a bunk bed collapsed. They are blaming AL-IKEA