Is it wrong to......

[savageman25]

put some trip wire round your shed which once triggered drops wet and gloopy dog s""t over the little b!"£$%ds lol

[Nige55]

could a neck-high line of chicken wire be passed of as a clothes line in a court of justice ? jus sayin, hee hee.......

[Nige55]

Originally Posted by _sleigh_

If you mix soap with the water that'll keep 99.99% of chavs at bay.

ha ha ! LMAO !

[savageman25]

....or just put some stinging nettles around the top part of yeh gate and spray them black so you cant see them in the dark

[rcracer]

just park a old nova at the end of your street that will keep them busy

[savageman25]

hahahahahahahahahahahahha

[Nige55]

when I was a kid, chavs used to climb over the fence, run thru the garden and cause havoc. He inlisted my help in nailing carpet 'grippa' (like a cheese grater) in sheets to the back of the fence. Heard a scream one night, and nothing after that. He's prolly' be sued thesedays. sigh.....

[MK999]

Originally Posted by rcracer

just park a old nova at the end of your street that will keep them busy

You assume no one on here would own a nova?

[_sleigh_]

Originally Posted by Nige55

when I was a kid, chavs used to climb over the fence, run thru the garden and cause havoc. He inlisted my help in nailing carpet 'grippa' (like a cheese grater) in sheets to the back of the fence. Heard a scream one night, and nothing after that. He's prolly' be sued thesedays. sigh.....

Seen that done to stop cats and bird from sitting on fences.

[savageman25]

Originally Posted by MK999

You assume no one on here would own a nova?

wheres cwilson when you need him?
hes got a nova

[MK999]

I recognise the name but not from here I don't think, he must be on PNG too

[rcracer]

Originally Posted by MK999

You assume no one on here would own a nova?

No doubt there is chavs love them i was behind a group of them last week at Hull Fair and one was bragging how he did 80 in second in his mates nova

[MK999]

Nova speed guages = awesome, to get done through a 30mph speed camera my guage has to be reading 45

[Nige55]

Originally Posted by _sleigh_

Seen that done to stop cats and bird from sitting to fences.

yeah, but he drilled it to the back of the fence to make sure they couldn't let go. I'd plead in court for spiderman type pidgeons if it had come to that ! Still, thanks for the tip, means it's still legit

[quincey]

my brother smeared cv grease and trial's bike airfilter oil(water proof) on top of his fence's to keep the kids from breaking into his garden and smashing up his greenhouse again.
the next day when he came home from work a women(benifit breader) knocked on his door demanding he pays for her kids new man u shirt as he's(my brother) ruined it with grease that dont come off..
my brother who isnt the nicest of people told her to go away(well he told me he used other word's).

my mate nailed trelice to the top of his fences using 6" nails nice!!!!!

[Nige55]

Originally Posted by quincey

my brother smeared cv grease and trial's bike airfilter oil(water proof) on top of his fence's to keep the kids from breaking into his garden and smashing up his greenhouse again.
the next day when he came home from work a women(benifit breader) knocked on his door demanding he pays for her kids new man u shirt as he's(my brother) ruined it with grease that dont come off..
my brother who isnt the nicest of people told her to go away(well he told me he used other word's).

my mate nailed trelice to the top of his fences using 6" nails nice!!!!!

LOL @ benefit breeder I been away a while, first time I heard that one, nice !

[ashleyb4]

Anti vandle paint nothing ileagal about that.

A

[jordi15]

............... Land mines! ...............

[showtime]

bear traps

[savageman25]

im starting to feel sorry for the kids who cross telboys garden
NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
......i do wonder where some of you get your ideas from, brilliant ideas, just a bit strange