Adventures of pile man

[Lee]

Many of you will have heard various tales of pile man from my office.

Such as "chilli seed on my piles" and also "they might have to make me a new arse hole"

But today pile man has been suspended from work, shortly after lunch the cleaner knocked on the toilet door and proceeded to enter, where she found pile man sat in the sink bathing his piles with a relieved look on his face, she came out screaming thinking he had actually been sat there introducing madame palm and her five sisters to his pork sword.


Needless to say i thought it was hilarious but nothing will ever be said of the matter again

[Garry Driffill]

haha ! Lee..

[ben]

Haha im not suprised she screamed.

[Lee]

My office is ace, most of the people are nearly dead,

Dandruff man (he is actually dead now)
The withered man ( had a stroke)
Dave (thats his name)
Son of dave ( he has similar hair to dave) AKA monkey boy
The foreign legion (that is the group of romanians shoved in the far corner)
Bram ( the blokes second name is stoker)
pile man (you know why)
Miami vice man ( he always has his shirt open)
Fatty fudger ( some huge fella)
Red man (always looks sunburnt)
One inch wendon (lost half his nob in an accident)

Thats all i can think of now

[ben]

LMAO!!!!!!!!! One inch wendon

[Wraggy]

ha ha thats got me thinking of what are you fellow work collegues Nicknames ??
we have at my work
Nobby, Baldrick, Bambi, Slasher, Father, Blood, Thriller, Milky, Twinkle.