Car Acronyms

[Chequered Flag Racing]

FIAT
Fix It Again Tomorrow
Failed Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It Again, Tony!
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation

LOTUS
Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious

Car Acronyms

Her indoors has the 1st one above

And I have a VW: Virtually Worthless

and some for those Ferrari owners amongst us

Ferrari:
Fixed Every Road Race And Rarely Inovates
Freakin Engine Rarely Runs, Always Rattling Internals
Fails Every Road Race And Randomly Incinerates
****ed Every Road Race And Redlines Incessently
Failing Engine, Randomly Rattles, Always Rattling Internals
Found (in) Every Red Racecar A Retarded Italian
Found (in) Every Red Racecar A Rich Italian
Fabulous Engine Red Rocket Always Redlines Insanely
Fabulous Engine Red Rocket Accelerates Really Insanely