Lifetime achievement award

[budfish]

Have you noticed how these awards are given to people that never actually achieve anything? Mainly given to people that have been kissing arse that long there are no more arses to kiss.
So I think the lifetime arse kissing award is a way for the people to retire these lingering bad smells to the history books before they make fools of themselves clinging on to what little respect and sense of selve worth they have left

So for these very reasons I suggest that bury metro has it's own "lifetime acheivement " award and I nominate our very own fool and constantly last place but can't knock his devotion to being crap.a ambassador for under achievers everywhere............. Simon davanzo (si coe)

Congrats mate you deserve it!!!