Christmas Quiz Questions?

[Northy]

We've got to do a Christmas quiz for the local, and are a bit stuck for questions.

Anyone got any ideas for topical current things we can ask questions about?

Cheers,

G

[Stu]

What does a 41-gun salute traditionally signify?

[Stu]

What are the plastic things on end of shoe-laces called?

[Northy]

Forgot to say - should be Christmas related...... retard

G

[Stu]

Is that a shoe-factory by chance?

[Northy]

Originally Posted by Stu

Is that a shoe-factory by chance?

It might be......

G

[Lee]

If santa had laces on his boots, what would you call the little plastic things at the end of the laces

[dave g]

how pissed should you get on christmas eve..

[Northy]

Edward, have you impregnated someone else?

G

[Lee]

[Northy]

Is that a yes?

G

[Lee]

Its a

[MRD]

Are Santas reindeer male or female?

Female, because male reindeer lose their antlers in winter but females keep theirs.

[Lee]

Originally Posted by MRD

Are Santas reindeer male or female?

Female, because male reindeer lose their antlers in winter but females keep theirs.

You still believe don't you

[Stu]

Lee, I heard a worrying thing on the radio today. It was an article about a problem we are having in the UK with bubonic plague. UK oil industry workers are going out to places such as Kazakhstan and becoming infected from contact with local wildlife, mostly desert rodents.

Have you heard of this problem, I am worried.

Thanks.

[MRD]

Ive seen Miracle on 34th street, if he aint real then I don't know what is

[Lee]

Originally Posted by Stu

Lee, I heard a worrying thing on the radio today. It was an article about a problem we are having in the UK with bubonic plague. UK oil industry workers are going out to places such as Kazakhstan and becoming infected from contact with local wildlife, mostly desert rodents.

Have you heard of this problem, I am worried.

Thanks.

Been there, been escorted back too

I have had a few rats in my time, i think its called character building

I hope you can sleep better now

P.s. after 6 weeks of looking at hairy arsed scaffolders, rats are pretty nice

[MRD]

How many animals were in the stable when Jesus was born?

None according to the Gospels.

[MRD]

How many UK Christmas No1's have had the word Christmas in the title?

6:

1955: Dickie Valentine, Christmas Alphabet
1974: Mud, Lonely This Christmas
1984: Band Aid, Do They Know It's Christmas?
1985: Shakin' Stevens, Merry Christmas Everyone
1989: Band Aid II, Do They Know It's Christmas?
2004: Band Aid 20, Do They Know It's Christmas?

[Lee]

What is santas name?