Job applications

[Lee]

Right a bit of fun,

As part of my job i deal with agents and head hunters who try to recruit you for other companies/ projects.

This is an email i recieved from one agent, my question is who can be the most creative about questions 4 & 5.



Thanks for your enquiry. Please answer the questions below; this will help give me a better understanding of your requirements. I will then forward your CV to our client.


1 - Do you prefer Contract or Permanent?
2 - Your rate for Contract or Perm ?
3 - Your availability/Notice period?
4 - Short sentence explaining why you would like this role
5 – Why you want to leave your current role?
6 – Your ideal job?
7 – Your desired work locations, please explain. (Tax issues, family, housing, visa etc)
8 – Languages spoken?
9 – Would you require single or family status (If Family, please state number of children etc)
10 - Are you signed up with any other agencies?
Finally, please attach a scanned copy of your Passport

[Mrs oOple]

I'm not feeling overly creative at the moment, so I'll get straight to the point:

4) It pays better than my current job.

5) My current job doesn't pay me enough.

Nah I'm just kidding, I like my job at the moment, and for all I know this fictional job could be rubbish pay .

[telboy]

4 - Short sentence explaining why you would like this role. 'cos its great!
5 – Why you want to leave your current role? 'cos its crap!
6 – Your ideal job? one with lots of money for doing nowt! (footballer....or theif!)
7 – Your desired work locations, please explain. (Tax issues, family, housing, visa etc) anywhere sunny and warm..............'cos its sunny and warm!
8 – Languages spoken? english slang!
10 - Are you signed up with any other agencies? wots it got to do wi you.

would I get a job?!
or am I doing something wrong?

[Cooper]

4: I want a boss with nice tits

5: my current boss has tits but he's not female

[Lee]

Tel,

I think you need to be a little less honest

My actual answer was 4 because its what i do best and my other was im taking time off

He still put me forward for the job though

Mrs oople, it does pay well but its in london so digs and travelling gets expensive.

[losidan]

Originally Posted by Lee

Right a bit of fun,

As part of my job i deal with agents and head hunters who try to recruit you for other companies/ projects.

This is an email i recieved from one agent, my question is who can be the most creative about questions 4 & 5.



Thanks for your enquiry. Please answer the questions below; this will help give me a better understanding of your requirements. I will then forward your CV to our client.


1 - Do you prefer Contract or Permanent?
2 - Your rate for Contract or Perm ?
3 - Your availability/Notice period?
4 - Short sentence explaining why you would like this role
5 – Why you want to leave your current role?
6 – Your ideal job?
7 – Your desired work locations, please explain. (Tax issues, family, housing, visa etc)
8 – Languages spoken?
9 – Would you require single or family status (If Family, please state number of children etc)
10 - Are you signed up with any other agencies?
Finally, please attach a scanned copy of your Passport

4. i would like this role as i dont like sliced bread and if i dont have this role i wont have anything to put my cheese and pickle in for my dinner.

5. i want to leave my current role as my boss just wont touch me in that special place anymore

[bert digler]

Originally Posted by Cooper

4: I want a boss with nice tits

5: my current boss has tits but he's not female

u are 4 kin legend