Vintage RC Jokes

[alcyon]

Some funny thoughts running though my head.

1. What do you call a Optima Mid without the belt and the front diff ?
- ULTIMA MID !

2. What do you call an Optima with a severe suspension bouncing problem?
HOPTIMA !

3. What was the filename of the first ever excel file saved in 1988 ?
CAT.XLS

4. What do call an Underperforming Optima ?
MINIMA !

5. I always thought kyosho got it wrong when they named subsequent lazers after the ZX, the following are how they should have name them.

Lazer ZX-R - /Turbo Lazer ZX
Lazer ZX-r Mk2 / Turbo Lazer ZX SE
Lazer ZX-Sport /Lazer ZX Custom
Lazer ZX-RR /Lazer ZX Custom Special

6. Which kyosho rc car would Sylvester Stallone most likely drive ?
ROCKY !

7. What happens when you cross the Maxxum with the Ultima ?
You get the MULTIMA 4WD.

8. what do you call a ESC transistor with a weight problem?
a MOSFAT !

9. Which RC car has blood running through its veins ?
The PLAZMA.

10. which rc buggy by default should the everyone's favorite ?
Tamiya FAV !

11. Which buggy will make you the envy of everyone ?
HIROBO Jealousy !




Feel free to ad more jokes.